Theorem Message

Human = Eat + Work + Sleep + Sms

Donkey = Eat + Work + Sleep.

Hence,

Human = Donkey + Sms

Human - Sms = Donkey

Hence proved that Human

without sending Sms

is Donkey ;-O

Pathan Message

Customer : Teri dukaan to

mithai ki hai tera dil khane

ko nahi karta ?

Pathan : Bohot karta hai magar

abba rus gulay gin ke jata hai

is liye choos ke rakh deta haon. :D

Funny Message

Mene apni Life

mein bohot dhoke

khaye hain.

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For

Example :

Apple

Mango

Chiku

Sabzi,

etc

etc...

Sab dho ke hi khaye

hain...

Aur apne ? :D

Psychology Message

A Lesson In Psychology

* When a person laugh to much

even on stupid things, be sure

that person is lonely deep

inside.

* When a person sleeps a lot,

be sure that person is sad.

* When a person talks less,

and if he talks, he talks fast

then it means that person

keep secrets.

* When someone can't cry

then that person is weak.

* When someone eats in 

abnormal way then that

person is in tension.

* When someone cry on little

things then its mean he is

innocent & soft heart.

* When someone angry on silly

or small things its mean he is

in Love.

So true, try to see all these

in real Life, you will find all...

Pathan message

Police : Tumhari biwi kaise mari ?

Pathan : Sahab pata nahi.

Wo boli :

" Mere pait mein chuhe dor

rahe hain kuch khila do."

To mene usay

chuhey marne ki dawa

khila di.! :D

Funny Message

Funny Riddles :

-What is more useful after

it is broken ?

An Egg .. :D

-Which is the most

shocking city ?

Electri-city.

-Name two things you can 

never eat before Breakfast ?

Lunch & Dinner :D

-How many men were born 

in Europe ?

None, only babies

were born.

-If your clock strikes 13,

what time is it ?

Time to buy a new clock.. ;p

After Death Message

Maut ke baad

Insan 5 hisson mein

taqseem ho jaega.

1-Rooh.

Malk ul maut le jaega.

2- Maal.

Waris le jayen ge.

3- Gosht.

Keere makorey kha jaenge.

4- Haddiyan.

Mitti kha jae gi.

5- Naikiyan.

Qarzdar le jaenge.

Lekin

Koshish karna 

ke

Emaan

shaitan na le jaye.

Ramadan Message

Samosa said to aalu :

Jab main fry hota hun to tumhein cover kar ke

garam oil se bacha leta hoon. Because,

I Love You.

Aalu said :

Jab log tumhein fry hone ke foran baad khatein

hain to main bhi unki zaban jala deta hoon.

I Love You Too.

In dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen,

Samosa thoda thanda karke khaein.. :)

Ramzan Mubarak :)

Holiday message

Routine of Holidays.

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Sleep till you are hungry,

Eat till you are sleepy... ;p

Naughty Boy Message

A naughty boy was sitting on the toilet 

but potty was not coming after many efforts.

He got frustrated & shouted :

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Abey aa ja yaar,

main tujhe kha thori jaunga.

Cigarette Message

Main cigarette kabhi nahi peeta.

Wo to bas ! Jab ghamgeen hota hun to gham bhulane ke lye.

Jab khush hota hun to lutf dubala karne ke lye.

Jab akela hota hun to tanhai door karne ke lye.

Jab khana khata hun to khana hazam karne ke lye.

Jab farigh hota hun to time pass ke lye. 

Warna main itna pagal nahi ke Cigarette jesi chez ko hanth lagaun.. :D

Islamic message

Hadees-E-Paak

" Khana kha ke shukar ada karne wale ka darja,

Sabar karne wale Rozedar ke barabar hota hai."

Tirmizi

Hadees no.2021

Beggar Message

1 faqeer 1 ghar ke pas awaz laga raha tha,

" Koi baba nu Allah de na te roti khawa do."

Baba rice vi kha lenda ay,

Baba ice cream vi kha lenda hai,

Baba burger vi kha lenda ay,

Baba sandwich vi kha lenda ay.

Ghar ke andar se awaz ai :

Baba " Chittar " vi kha lenda ay ke nahi ..? 

:D

Dream of A Girl Message

The dream of every girl is not meeting the perfect guy...

But...

To EAT

Whatever she wants...

Without getting fat..