Double Meaning Message

Most confusing double 

meaning joke...

Girl : Aaj office jate hi boss

mujh pe charr gaya.

Friend : Kyun ?

Girl : Woh main late gai

thi naaa...!!!

Morning Message

Yunhi soti rahin to kuch bhi

na dekh pao gi,

" Larkiyon."

Uth jao ke mohalley ke ladke office

jaa rahe hain... :D

Good Morning...

Have a nice day. :)

Funny Definition Message

Funny Definitions.

Compromise : Art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Tears : Hydraulic force by which means masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

Conference : The confusion of 1 man multiplied by number present.

Experience : The name people give to their mistakes.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from eiffel tower says in midway," See i am not injured yet."

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence later. :)