Funny Definitions.
Compromise : Art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Tears : Hydraulic force by which means masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
Conference : The confusion of 1 man multiplied by number present.
Experience : The name people give to their mistakes.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from eiffel tower says in midway," See i am not injured yet."
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence later. :)
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