A-L-O-N-E Message

A-L-O-N-E

A- All the time I think of you.

L- Looking to see you.

O- On my mind its only you.

N- Never ever i'll forget you.

E- Every minute of my Life I

Miss you.

True Story Message

Aik dafa ka zikar hai

main raat ko apne bistar pe

leti hui thi

ke achanak

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Mujhe neend aa gai :)

Good Night.

Recover Message

5 things you cannot recover

in Life :

Stone after thrown

Word after said

Occasion after missed

Time after gone

and

Trust after lost...!!!

KBC Message

On the set of KBC...

A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1

crore question. He uses 

phone a friend Lifeline and

chooses his girlfriend to ask

the answer.

Amitabh : Hey ! You have got 30

seconds to answer and your

time starts now.

Boy reads out the question

and options.

Girl : Mil gaya time tumhein

phone karne ka,

mujhe tumse koi baat nahi

karni, bye !! ;p :D

Jealous Message

Most jealous line with Lovely

feelings :

" Its not that I want you with

me every time, but its just I

don't want anyone else to

have you for a second."

Funny Message

Pehli baar kisi chehre pe nigah

theri hai,

Uski ankh sagar se bhi ziada

gehri hai,

Thak gaye apne pyar ka izhar

karte karte,

Tab pata chala wo dono kano

se Behri hai. :D :(

Love Message

You know why people say that you

can't sleep when you are in Love ?

Because...

For the 1st time in your Life, you

will find something really

more beautiful than your

Dreams.

One Friend Message

Chai ke liye jaise toast hota hai,

Wese hi har aik friend zaruri hota

hai.

Koi subha paanch baje neend se

jagaye,

Koi raat ko teen baje jaan

bachaye.

Aik teri kadki mein sharing

kare,

Aik tere budget mein sneak in

kare.

Koi nature se guest,

Koi host hota hai,

Par har aik friend zaruri hota hai.

Aik gharri gharri kaam aye,

Par kabhi kabhi call kare.

Aik kabhi kabhi kaam aye,

Aur gharri gharri call kare.

Gossip ka koi ghoomta phirta

satellite,

Koi sath rahe to karde sab

alright.

Koi effortless,

Koi force hota hai,

Lekin har aik friend zaruri hota hai.

Shopping mall wala shopping

friend,

Koi exam hal wala copying

friend.

Hi buddy

Bye buddy

Joke buddy

Poke buddy

Yaar buddy

Everybody !

Sab buddy !

Gin gin ke naam,

bheja roast hota hai,

Par har aik friend zaruri hota hai

yaar. :)

Dedicated to all my 

Loving Friendsss. :)

Happy Message

If you want to be Happy for a short

time, get Drunk...

If you want to be Happy for a long

time, fall in Love...

But if you want to be Happy

forever,

Don't even think of these two.... :D ;p ;) :)

Miss-Student Message

Miss : Aaj tum late kyun aye ?

School 8 baje shuru hota hai

phir dair kyun ki ?

Student : Miss ap please meri

itni fikar mat kiya karein,

dost shak karte hain. ;p

Village Message

Aik gaun mein kisi buzurg ke mar

jane se school mein chutti ho

gai. School se aate waqt do

bachon ne do buzurgon ko

dekha to aik bola :

Dekh dekh do aur chuttiyan

aa rahi hain.... :D

Parents-My Home Message

My Parents say its not your

house. You have to get married

one day.

But...

When its time to clean !!

It magically becomes my

house and mom says:

" You live in a house,

not a Hotel."

Strange... ;p :(

Loneliness Message

Tum kya jano kya hoti hai

tanhai,

Ek toote hue patte se poch

kya hoti hai judai,

Ye bewafai ka ilzam na de

mujhe,

Tu waqt se poch ke kis waqt

teri yaad na ai.

School Life Message

Wo 7:30 ka alarm

Phir bhi ankh khule late.

Wo yaaron se shugal aur

Attendance bolna late.

Wo free period ki aas

Aur choti si break.

Wo paper ki tension

Phir bhi karna time waste.

Jaan apni doston mein aur

Bahar karna unka wait.

Wo tukkey ka sahi jawab

aur friends se kehna:

" You know i am Great."

Wo parhe baghair test

Aur number dus me se eight.

Wo chutti ke waqt masti

Aur bag ka thora sa weight.

Isi liye to kehte hain :

" Student Life is really Great."

Sad Message

Apni yaadein apni baatein

lekar jana bhool gaya,

Jane wala jaldi mein tha

mil kar jana bhool gaya,

Mur mur kar dekha tha usne

adhe raste mein,

Jaise usne kehna tha kuch

jo wo kehna bhool gaya,

Waqt-e-rukhsat meri ankhein

poch raha tha anchal se,

Usko gham tha itna ziada

khud wo rona bhool gaya.

Boyfriend-Father Message

Baap- Tum meri beti ko kab

se pyar karte ho ?

Ladka : 4 months se.

Baap : Kaise yaqeen karun ?

Ladka : Aur 5 months

ruk jayen....

Aajaye ga yaqeen... :D

Ghazal Message

Ankh mein hon aansu

to muskuraya nahi jata,

Toote hue ainey ka har

tukra uthaya nahi jata,

Jise bitha lya jaye

palkon pe aik baar

nazron se usse phir

giraya nahi jata,

Ye alag baat hai ke

khayalaat badal

jate hain

Magar yaad ko kabhi

dil se mitaya nahi jata.

Sardar message

Sardar 1 road se jati hui larki

ko ghaur se dekh raha tha.

Larki ne usse hath se lanat di..

Sardar dost se bola :

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Set hogai yar,

5 baje milne ka keh rahi hai.

Relations Message

As time goes on,

The taste of Relations increases.

Either it becomes more Sweet or

more Salty. It depends on

what you add daily.

Funny Message

2011 ka sabse zaleel sms.

Boy : Janu, tum mere sath subha se

le kar sham tak aur sham se

le kar subha tak pyar karogi ?

Girl : Oho !! To phir main Leiterin

kis time jaungi ?