Friendship Message

Dosti ke bazaar mein dolat

nahi dekhi jati,

Pyar hojaye to surat 

nahi dekhi jati,

Aik dost par luta do apna

sab kuch,

Kyun ke pasand ho cheez to

qeemat nahi dekhi jati.

Boyfriend Message

Boyfriend is a Virus

He will enter your Life

Scan your Pocket

Transfer you Money

Edit your Mind

Download his Problems

Delete your Smile

&

Hang your Life...

So,

Avoid your boyfriend

and be a professional

antivirus :D

Today's Truth Message

People are made to be Loved

and money is made to be

used.

The confusion in the World 

is...

Money is being Loved and

people are being used !

Funny Message

Can you read it fast in English !

My

A my

They my

They they my

A my they na my

They they na my...

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Khuley nahi hain maaf karo ! ;p :D

Human Message

Insan bhi kya

shay hai.

Dolat kamane

ke liye apni

sehat kho deta hai,

Aur phir sehat ko

wapis paane

ke liye apni

dolat kho

deta hai.

Mustaqbil ko

soch ke apna

hal zaya

karta hai,

Aur mustaqbil

mein apna maazi yaad

kar ke rota hai.

Jeeta aise hai

jaise kabhi

marna hi nahi,

Aur mar aise 

jata hai jaise

kabhi jiya hi nahi...

Pathan Message

Pathan ne 1 bacha aghwa kiya

aur kaghaz pe ye likh ke bache

pe chipkaya :

10 lakh kal subha pull ke neche

pohcha do.!

Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhej dya.

Dosere din wo pull ke neeche gaya

to usey paise mil gaye

aur sath kaghaz pe likha tha :

Khuda qasam,

paise ka gham nahi,

gham is baat ka hai ke

Pathan ne Pathan ko loota :D

Funny Messsage

They say that Love is more

important than Money !!

Have you ever tried paying

your bills with a hug ?

Silly dramatic people. :)

Sardar Message

Sardar was reading financial

times !

Headline reads " Microsoft

buys Skype for $8.5 billion."

He says : " O teri, khareeda kyun...

Download karleta... B-)

Supplication Message

" Dua "

I wish your Life

" Soft as Silk,

White as Milk."

" Sweet as honey,

Full of Money."

" May all your dreams come

true."

This is my wish for you.

Aameen. :)

Thank Allah Message

Millions of reasons to thank

Allah.

If you have food in your fridge,

clothes on your back,

a roof over your head and a place to sleep,

you are richer than 75 % of the entire World.

If you have money in your wallet,

a little change and can go anywhere you want,

you are among 18 % of the World's wealthier people.

If you woke up this morning with more health than

illness,

you are more blessed than the millions of people who 

will not survive this week and die.

If you can actually READ this message,

you are more fortunate than three billion

people in the world who cannot see,

cannot read or suffer mental retardation.

Life is not complaining

about pain from others,

its about a thousand other

reasons to Thank Allah.

Have a blessed Life,

 Aameen.

Life Message

Take chances !!

Tell the truth.

Learn to say No gently &

sometimes firmly.

Spend your money on the

things you Love.

Get to know someone random.

Feel the true Love.

Scold someone who deserves it.

Sit alone, watch the rain

& cry.

Laugh till your stomach pains.

Dance even if you

are bad at it.

Pose stupidly for photos.

Give someone a hug when they

need it & make sure to get

many too.

Be naughty like a child.

Live , Love, Laugh, Smile

always

Because,

" Life is Just Once." :)

Marriage Message

I wish ke aapko is saal...

.

Kamyabian

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Dolat

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Khushiyan

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Rehmat

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ke

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sath sath meri shadi ka 

card bhi mile.. :D

('.')/

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Aameen to bol do ... :)

Strange Life Message

How strange Life is..!!

We wish to earn loads of money,

but we have the best times only when we have just 10 bucks in pocket..

We wish to wear high brands,

but we feel most comfortable in dirty pajama pants..

We wish to sit in Ritz and Marriott with elite people,

but we enjoy roadside vendor food with friends the most..

We wish to own big cars and go on long drives yet we talk our heart

out only while walking down a long road.

We have 64GB iPods filled with songs,

but sometimes a song on the radio brings a smile that cant be compared..

Life is simple indeed...

We make it complex by running after what never gives us joy..

Love Life...

Take note of small things.

For when you achieve the bigger ones,

you can smile and say :

" I have lived it all..."

Friends Message

Why do I miss my friends ??

Because,

They open their answer sheet during paper and say :
" Le chaap le jaldi warna latak jayega."

Apna homework khatam karke copy dete aur kehte :

" Kal pura kar lena warna sir class se bahar kar denge."

School se chutti ke waqt apni ice cream dete aur kehte :

" Le kha aur apne paise qabar mein leke jana."

Jab larai hoti to doseri desk par beth ke gana gate :

" Dost dost na raha, pyar pyar na raha."

Farewell party mein ankhon mein nami aur honton pe sawa :
Tu bhool to nahi jayega na?"

Aur aaj na wo hai,

Na break ki tan tan,

Na homework.

Sirf yaadein hain aur ankhon mein nami.

Love you Guys. :-*

True Saying Message

True Saying :

Ladki ki aadhi zindagi Husband ki talaash mein 

aur

baqi 

Husband ki talaashi lene mein guzar jati hai. :D

(,")/

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_/\_

Oye begum ! 20 rupay to chor do.

Car Message

1 car ki nilaami mein boli lag rahi thi.

10 lac

15 lac

20 lac

1 admi ne hairat se car ki kharab halat pe ghor kiya,

use car mein koi chez theek na lagi to usne pas khare 1 admi se pocha :

Bhai is khatara car mein aisi kon si khoobi hai ke is ka itna daam lag raha hai ?

Admi Bola : Janab ab tak is car ke 10 accident ho chuke hain. 

Aur hairat ki baat ye hai ke har accident mein sirf aur sirf biwi hi mari hai.

Admi :

50 lac. :D

Student Life Message

Some Realities.

A charming personality,having attitude is an Army Officer.

Lots of attitude and cuteness on the face is a doctor.

Lots of brain and money is a charted accountant.

No money,no cuteness,no personality,no charm & still have an attitude is a Student..!!

Enjoy Student Life..!! :)

True Friend Message

If God asks me :
" What do you want?"

" Million dollars or a true Friend?"

I will choose,

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" Million Dollars "

Be practical yaar,

Mil ke urainge :D

Advantage Message

Advantage of Not having LOVER..

1-  Can sleep well.

2- Can save time & money.

3- No missed call at mid night.

4- No worries about how I look.

5- No need to activate cheaper call rate scheme.

6- No need to recharge twice a day.

7- Can talk to all Boys & Girls.

8- The most important,

You can forward this to all..!! :)

Pakistani Message

A Pakistani walks into a Bank in Newyork City.

He tells the loan officer : I need $ 5000 & for deposit my Ferrari is available.

Officer agrees.

All the bank members laughed at him that he borrowed $ 5000 against $ 250.00 car.

Banker parked the car into their garage.

After 2 weeks, Paki ruturns & repay $ 5000 & interest $ 20.

Bank manager askes : Why you borrow $ 5000, although you are Multi-Billioniare?

He replied : Where else in NY City can I park my car for 2 weeks for only $20 & expect it to be there till my return from Pakistan.

So, thank you for taking care of my car.

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD :)