Pray Message

I pray for you today :

May all your enemies loose

their front teeth so that you

easily know them when they

smile at you..!!

Stop laughing and say

Aameen ... :D

Funny Message

Aj nahi arahi patri par rail

wah wah wah

Aj nahi arahi patri par rail

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Aur sunao kaisi ho churail ? ;p :D

Friends Message

A line for all my Friends :

The day I met you, was my

favorite accident...

And,

Even today I love that

Injuries.

Husband-Wife Message

A husband comes home from

prayers

He greets his wife & lifts her

up, he then carries her around

the house with a beaming smile.

Wife is so surprised & she

asks : Did the maulvi sahab

preach about being romantic

today ?

Husband says : No, he said. We

must carry our burdens & sorrows

with a smile..

Islamic New Year Message

Today's sunset is the last

sunset of this Islamic Year &

I pray that all your worries 

set down with this sunset &

new beam of new year spread

Happiness in your Life.

Aameen.

Happy New Islamic Year 1433.

Funny Message

Out Class Ghazal... :D

Aaj apni mohabbat ko naya

morr diya usne,

Paas bula ke chal be nikal

bol diya usne.

Pehle hansta tha main mun

khol ke,

Ab to agey wala hi daant torr

diya usne.

Usne sargoshi ka kaha main

betaab ho gaya,

Kaan paas kiya to maror

diya usne.

Sardian aain to laya keeno

mere liye,

Keeno kha ke chilka ankhon

mein nichor diya usne.

Bewafai ki hadd bhi dikha di

ek din usne Zalim !!

Milne ghar gaya to peeche

kutta chor diya usne.. ;p

Today's Talk Message

Aaj ki pyari baat :

" Bacha duniya mein sirf 1

hunnar lekar ata hai,

wo hunnar hai Rona

aur 

usey kuch nahi ata.

Aur wo us hunnar se

apni Maa se sab kaam

mana leta hai.

Is liye apne Rab ke samne

Rona seekho

aur apne Rab ko mana lo.

Jo 70 Maaon se bhi

ziada pyar karne wala hai.

Alphabet Message

Alphabet " O " stands for

Opportunity.

It is absent in yesterday,

Available once in tOday &

Thrice in tOmOrrOw.

You may have lost it

yesterday

but you still have tOday &

tOmOrrOw

to avail it.

So avail your present as well

as tomorrow. :)

Teacher-Students Message

Teacher : Aj short skirt kyun pehen

ke ai ho ?

Girl : Aj half day hai na.

Full day par full dress pehenti hun.

All boys innocently :

Madam, Holiday ko class lo na

aik bar please !! ;p

Today's Truth Message

People are made to be Loved

and money is made to be

used.

The confusion in the World 

is...

Money is being Loved and

people are being used !

Technological Mistake Message

Late night, boy drops the girl

at her home, on the gate, he

puts his hand on the wall

and says :

Can I kiss you ?

Girl Nahi ! Aaj nahi.

Boy : Please ?

Girl : No !

Boy : Dedo na jan !

Girl : No yar abhi nahi.

Boy Sirf aik choti si !

Girl : Kaha na aaj nahi. No !

This continues for 10 minutes.

Then girl's little brother

appears on door,

says :

" Papa keh rahe hain, tum ise

kiss do ya na do tumhari

marzi. Par is beghairat se

kaho intercom ke button se

hath hata le. :D

Beware Message

Khabardaar !!

Aaj raat chand ko

mat dekhna, warna !

..

..

Meri yaad aa jaye gi. :D

Sardar Message

Sales man : Bhai, cockroach ke lye

powder lelo.

Sardar : Nahi bhai, cockroach

ko itna bhi free nahi karna.

Aj powder le dya to kal

body spray mange ge. :D

Mario Message

Today, I met Mario.

I greeted him and asked :

" Do you remember me ?"

He said : "No."

I said : " Idiot !!

I lost my childhood to

save your girlfriend."

:D

Sad Message

Mera haal-e-Dil jaan kar

to aaj asmaan bhi ro para,

Sagar..

Par usne aaj bhi mujhe

yaad na kiya.

Serious Question Message

The most serious question in a

Girl's mind...

Every girl in the world thinks

about it everyday...

" Mere pas to kapre hi

nahi hain,

Aaj main kya pehnu?" :D

Today message

Aj ki pyari baat

Duniya se mohabbat karne

wala duniya ka ghulam ban

jata hai.

Aur

Allah se mohabbat karne

wale ki duniya ghulam ban

jati hai..!!

Sweet Day Message

So Sweet of You.

Aj sweet logon ka din hai.

Mene jab bhi apko dekha, ap

par makhiyan bethi dekhi.

To mujhe laga ap bohot

sweet ho :)

Isliye wish kar diya...

Funny Wife Message

Dosto aaj hum aik Ajeeb-O-

Ghareeb makhlooq ke bare

mein parhein ge.!

Is jaandar ka naam hai

" Wife."

Jee han Wife.

Ye aksar Husband ke sath

pai jati hai.

Inki pasandeeda ghiza

Husband ka bheja hai.

Inhein aksar naraz hone ka

natak karte hue dekha

jata hai.

Is jaandar ka sabse

khatarnak hathiyar

Rona aur Emotionally 

blackmail karna hota hai.

Wife rakhne par Tension naam

ki beemari ho jati hai, Jo laa

ilaaj hai.

Is liye Wife se chupp

ke Geo. :D

Rainy Day Message

Aaj barish ko dekh kar

aap yaad arahe ho,

Mere Dost...

Pass hote to aap se wiper

hi lagwa lete. :D

Happy Rainy Day