Girl-Boy Message

1 larki road pe khari thi,

1 larka samne se bike par

guzra phir wapis aya aur

usse pocha :

Pehchana kya ?

Girl : Nahi.

Boy : Kya yaar abhi to samne

se gaya tha :D

Pathan Message

Pathan creates new email id :

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gmail@pathan.com

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hacker dies,

virus cries,

google shocks,

computer blocks,

Pathan rocks :D

Stupid Message

Intehai  Farigh Shair Arz kiya hai :

Main hoon Jerry, Tum ho Tom

Wah Wah ...

Main hoon Jerry, Tum ho Tom

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www.google.com :D

Heart Message

This will surely touch every

heart some day !!!!

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" Stethoscope." (",)

No clapping please !!

Thank you !! :D ;p

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Its too cold

over here.

Boy : You want my

jacket ?

Girl : No ! I want your arms

wrapped around me.

Boy : Pagal ! Aise nahi karte

gunah milta hai...!!! ;p

Sholay Film Dialogue Message

Old Dharmendar to

Modern Basanti.

Dharmendar :

Basanti, in kutton ke

samne mat naachna.

Basanti : Excuse me. Who

the hell are you to order

me like this ?

You stupid guy using

abusive language. You

bloody fool. Hanging 

along with the rusty chain

with so obnoxious smell 

coming from your body.

Keep your mouth shut, Nonsense !

Hey Gabbar ! Play the music.

Hey Samba ! Record my

video & do tag me on

" Facebook."

Sardar Message

Sales man : Bhai, cockroach ke lye

powder lelo.

Sardar : Nahi bhai, cockroach

ko itna bhi free nahi karna.

Aj powder le dya to kal

body spray mange ge. :D

Sardar Message

A sardar on Phone :

Doctor my wife is

pregnant. She is having pain

right now.

Doctor : Is this her first child ?

Sardar : No !! This is her

husband speaking .! ;p

Postman Message

Postman knocked the door.

A kid came out with cigarette

in mouth and beer in hand.

Postman : Papa hain ?

Kid : Abey dhakkan, Mujhe

dekh ke lagta hai baap

ghar pe hoga ? ;p :D

Friendship Message

Wiping tears together...

Sharing really stupid and

small things...

Finding meaning in each other's

silence...

Not caring about

the distances...

Being naughty with

each other...

Being honest with

each other...

Between the jokes and

the silly chatter...

Exists the World's most

beautiful relation called

" Friendship."

Thanks for making my

Life full of Colors.

Love You.

Sardar-Teacher message

Teacher : Batao ke chooza

ande se kaise nikalta hai ?

Sardar : Miss, ey gal eyni

important nai.

Sochan wali gal ey way ke

ey kanjar ande wich

wariya kinjey ?

Pathan Stupid Message

Pathan  : Hum 1 ungli se 8 admi ko

upar pohcha sakta hai.

2nd Pathan : Yara woh kaise ?

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1st Pathan :

Hum Lift ka Driver hai. :D

Pathan Message

Pathan ne amrood liya to 

usme keera nikla.

Pathan : Ismein to keera nikla hai.

Amrood wala : Ye qismat ki baat hai,

kya pata agli baar motorcycle

nikal aye.

Pathan : 2 kilo aur do. :D

Jealous Stupid message

Meri yaad mein pagal log 

mujhe phone karte hain...

Mujhe chahne wale mujhe

miss call dete hain...

Mere deewane mujhe

SMS karte hain...

Aur,

Jo kuch nahi karte ,

wo mujhse jalte hain. :D

Psychology Message

A Lesson In Psychology

* When a person laugh to much

even on stupid things, be sure

that person is lonely deep

inside.

* When a person sleeps a lot,

be sure that person is sad.

* When a person talks less,

and if he talks, he talks fast

then it means that person

keep secrets.

* When someone can't cry

then that person is weak.

* When someone eats in 

abnormal way then that

person is in tension.

* When someone cry on little

things then its mean he is

innocent & soft heart.

* When someone angry on silly

or small things its mean he is

in Love.

So true, try to see all these

in real Life, you will find all...

Cinderella Message

Can anyone give the answer

of this question........

If Cinderella's shoe fits

perfectly, then why did it

fall off ? :D ;p

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher to Sardar student :

Agar koi moti larki palat kar

wapis aye to hum English

mein kya kahenge ?

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" Gol Maal Returns."

Funny Stupid Message

Ghazal likh raha hun dosto.

Arz hai...

Usey na thi mere pyar ki

khabar

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Usey na thi mere pyar ki

khabar

Ghazal ghalat hogai

rubber do rubber. :D

Friendship Message

I live by faith & not by sight.

So,

Whether I see you or not

I know you are still the same

a sweet stupid friend of mine

with no chances of improvement. :-*

Decent Message

Ye Sms jin shareef logon ko

milta hai,

5 seconds baad unka mobile

off ho jata hai.

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nahi hua ?

Shareef hote to hota na :D