Girl-Boy Message

1 larki road pe khari thi,

1 larka samne se bike par

guzra phir wapis aya aur

usse pocha :

Pehchana kya ?

Girl : Nahi.

Boy : Kya yaar abhi to samne

se gaya tha :D

Pathan Message

Pathan creates new email id :

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gmail@pathan.com

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hacker dies,

virus cries,

google shocks,

computer blocks,

Pathan rocks :D

Sardar Message

Sales man : Bhai, cockroach ke lye

powder lelo.

Sardar : Nahi bhai, cockroach

ko itna bhi free nahi karna.

Aj powder le dya to kal

body spray mange ge. :D

Sardar Message

A sardar on Phone :

Doctor my wife is

pregnant. She is having pain

right now.

Doctor : Is this her first child ?

Sardar : No !! This is her

husband speaking .! ;p

Funny Message

Man to his 22 years old Wife

after their 1st night :

" You didn't make any noise

like ahh, aah, uhh, ooouucchhh 

during make out."

Wife : I stopped that silly

habit when I was 16. :D

Sardar-Teacher message

Teacher : Batao ke chooza

ande se kaise nikalta hai ?

Sardar : Miss, ey gal eyni

important nai.

Sochan wali gal ey way ke

ey kanjar ande wich

wariya kinjey ?

Pathan Message

Pathan ne amrood liya to 

usme keera nikla.

Pathan : Ismein to keera nikla hai.

Amrood wala : Ye qismat ki baat hai,

kya pata agli baar motorcycle

nikal aye.

Pathan : 2 kilo aur do. :D

Funny Messsage

They say that Love is more

important than Money !!

Have you ever tried paying

your bills with a hug ?

Silly dramatic people. :)

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher to Sardar student :

Agar koi moti larki palat kar

wapis aye to hum English

mein kya kahenge ?

Sardar :

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" Gol Maal Returns."

Husband-Wife Message

Wife to Husband : Zara kitchen se

namak lana.

Husband : Yahan to koi

namak nahi hai.

Wife : Mujhe pata tha tum to ho

hi andhe, tumhe nahi milega,

is liye pehle hi le ai thi. :)

Pathan Message

Pathan : Doctor sahab kya chashma laga kar hum padh sakey ga ?

Doctor : Bilkul.

Pathan : Phir theek hai.

Warna hum to bilkul an-padh hai. :D

Love Message

Bohot chahti hai mujhe par

iqrar nahi karti.

Wo pagal hai ya nadaan

kyun izhar nahi karti.

English mein to kehti hai

I Love You.

Urdu mein kehti hai main tumse 

Pyar nahi karti.

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : Ye kiska signature hai ?

" @@@@@@@@@ "

Student : meri mummy ka.

Teacher : Ye kaisa naam hai ?

Student : Ji unka naam hai

" Jalebi Bai."

=D

Pathan Message

1 pathan achanak 2 cigarettes peene laga.

Biwi : Aj kal 2 cigarettes pee rahe ho , kyun ?

Pathan : Dost ki yaad arahi hai,

1 meri aur 1 mere dost ki.

Kuch din baad wo pathan 1 cigarette pine laga.

Biwi : Dost ko bhool gaye kya ?

Pathan : Arey nahi bewaqoof,

mene cigarette chor di hai. :D

Car Message

1 car ki nilaami mein boli lag rahi thi.

10 lac

15 lac

20 lac

1 admi ne hairat se car ki kharab halat pe ghor kiya,

use car mein koi chez theek na lagi to usne pas khare 1 admi se pocha :

Bhai is khatara car mein aisi kon si khoobi hai ke is ka itna daam lag raha hai ?

Admi Bola : Janab ab tak is car ke 10 accident ho chuke hain. 

Aur hairat ki baat ye hai ke har accident mein sirf aur sirf biwi hi mari hai.

Admi :

50 lac. :D

Pathan-Bihari Message

5 pathan aur 1 bihari helicopter ki rassi se latke hue the.

Pilot ne kaha : Load zada hai 1 fard ko koodna hoga."

Ye sun kar Bihari ne kaha ke rasi ko chorne ki qurbani main deta hun.

Taaliyan.

Ye sun kar sare Patha taaliyan bajane lage..

Moral : Jo na kate aari se,

Wo kate Bihari se. :)

Cigarette Message

Main cigarette kabhi nahi peeta.

Wo to bas ! Jab ghamgeen hota hun to gham bhulane ke lye.

Jab khush hota hun to lutf dubala karne ke lye.

Jab akela hota hun to tanhai door karne ke lye.

Jab khana khata hun to khana hazam karne ke lye.

Jab farigh hota hun to time pass ke lye. 

Warna main itna pagal nahi ke Cigarette jesi chez ko hanth lagaun.. :D

Exam Message

When you don't know about the tree,

simply tie a goat to the tree and explain about the goat..

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This is how we attempt an unknown question in exams.. :D

Baby Born Message

Its a fact that when a baby is born,

doctors slap its face to make it start breathing.

There are exceptional cases like you.

When you were born,

doctor slapped himself..!! :p

=D

Friendship Message

Dear Friends !!


Miss you Yaar...

Tum doston ke baghair life aisi hai,

Jese,

Romantic Movie

Radio pe 

chal rahi ho.. :D