A-L-O-N-E Message

A-L-O-N-E

A- All the time I think of you.

L- Looking to see you.

O- On my mind its only you.

N- Never ever i'll forget you.

E- Every minute of my Life I

Miss you.

Morning Message

Moon is upset and

Sun is happy.

Because,

Moon is going to miss you

and

Sun is waiting to see you.

So,

Have a sweet and lovely

morning.

Love Message

The love of Allah is like

an Ocean.

You can see its beginning

but not its end..

Have a Blessed Life :)

Eid Message

Bholi si

surat

ankhon

mein masti

door 

khari

Ghabraye...

Meri gaaye(Cow)

Aik jhalak

dikhlaye

kabhi

kabhi

parde

mein

chup jaye

Meri gaaye.

Meri nazar se

tum dekho

to

gosht

hi

gosht

nazar

ayeeeeeee..

Bholi si surat

ankho mein masti

aye hayeeee,

Meri gaayee.. :D

Happy Advance Bakra Eid :)

Friendship Message

Dosti ke bazaar mein dolat

nahi dekhi jati,

Pyar hojaye to surat 

nahi dekhi jati,

Aik dost par luta do apna

sab kuch,

Kyun ke pasand ho cheez to

qeemat nahi dekhi jati.

Facebook Message

If Facebook gets banned, You

will see people roaming on

the streets with there pictures

in there hands, crying and

screaming...

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Do you like this picture,

Do you ? :D ;p

Challenge Message

Do you have a Lover ?

If your answer is " Yes "

then close your eyes & think

about your Lover for a second.

Now close the message and press

00# on screen. Then see what your

mobile says. :)

Side Effect Message

Side effect of teaching :

" A guy went to a restaurant,

he wanted to see the menu,

but he forgot what it is

called."

He asked waiter :

" Bring the syllabus please." :D

Beware Message

Khabardaar !!

Aaj raat chand ko

mat dekhna, warna !

..

..

Meri yaad aa jaye gi. :D

Test Message

Driving Test : What will

you do at a red light ?

..

..

..

..

Girl : I usually respond to

texts, check my mails and see

the updates on facebook. ;p

Missing Friends Message

The pain of missing friends is
realized when you are standing
& see some other group of
friends having fun & you smile
and say to yourself :




" Hum to aur bhi kamine
they yaar." :)

Racism Message

Height Of Racism :

A white kid goes and stands

between two black kids.

And says :

" Mommy, see I made

an Oreo...!!!:D

Wish Message

Koshish kijiye ke zindagi mein wo

insan apko hamesha

muskurata hua mile...!!!

Jisey,

Aap roz ainey mein dekhte

ho...!!!

It's my wish for you,specially....

Shakespeare Message

Shakespeare said :

" Whenever I miss my friends,

I look at the sky.

Although I can't see them

there,

But I feel Happy that 

We are under the same Sky."

I Love My Friends !!

Love message

Jab kaanch uthane parh jaye,

Tum haath hamara le jana.

Jab samjho ke koi sath nahi,

Tum sath hamara le jana.

Jab dekho ke tum tanha ho,

Aur rastey hain dushwar bohot,

Tab hum ko apna keh dena,

Bey baak sahara le jana,

Jo baazi bhi tum jeeto ge,

Jo manzil bhi tum paoge,

Hum pas tumhare hon na hon,

Ehsas hamara le jana.

Agar yaad hamari ajaye,

Tum pas hamare ajana.

Bas aik muskaan hamein dena,

Phir jaan bhi chahe le jana...

Funny Message

Best quote by a Nursery

student........

I love to walk in the rain,

Because....

Nobody can see I am doing

susu in my chaddi. :)

Facebook Message

A student's facebook status

during class :

" I am online from class."

Comment from his teacher :

" Beta test mein zero mila hai.

Aakar dekhe ga ya tag karun?"

:D

Non Muslim Message

Aik kafir ne aik buzurg se kaha ke

agar mere 3 sawalon ka jawab

do to main Musalman hojaunga.

1- Jab har kam Allah ki marzi se

hota hai to tum insan ko kyun

zimedar therate ho ?

2- Jab shaitan aag se bana hai to

dozakh ki aag uspar kaise asar

karegi ?

3- Jab tumhe Allah nazar nahi ata

to usey kyun mante ho ?

Buzurg ne jawab mein 1 matti ka

dhela kafir ko de mara.

Usse ghussa aya aur qazi ke pas

buzurg ke khilaf muqadma kar diya.

Qazi ne buzurg se pocha :

Aapne matti ka dhela kyun mara ?

Buzurg ne kaha :1- Mene dhela Allah ki marzi

se mara ye mujhe kyun zimedar

therata hai ?

2- Ye matti se bana hai to dhele

ne is par asar kyun kiya ?

3- Jab dard isse nazar nahi aya to

mehsoos kyun hua ?

Good Night Message

Chalo so jate hain ab phir

kisi sach ki talaash mein...!!!

Ke subha phir is jhooti duniya

ka dedaar karna hai...

Good Night.

Friendship Message

I live by faith & not by sight.

So,

Whether I see you or not

I know you are still the same

a sweet stupid friend of mine

with no chances of improvement. :-*