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Showing posts with label Same. Show all posts

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

College Message

An old man went to college
that he studies at. Knocked 
the door of room #3 of the
hostel and said :


May I come in ? I have lived in
this room 30 years ago.


A young man opened the door
and let him enter.
The old man examined the
room and recalling everything
said :

The same old room, same old
wooden table, ventilator and same
old window that opens into the garden
and the same old bed.

While examining bed, he found
a young girl hiding under the
bed.

The young man got alarmed and
said :

Don't be mistaken. She is my sister.
She lost her earrings and is searching
for that.

Old man said :

And the same Old Story. :)

Monday, 31 October 2011

Difference Funny Message

Two girls wearing same T-shirt
response : Kamini copied my style.

Two boys wearing same T-shirt
response : Arey mera bhai. :)

Sunday, 23 October 2011

English Sentence Message

Was It A Car Or A Cat I Saw 

This is the only English
sentence which even if we
read from right to left,
it will be the same sentence. :)

Saturday, 8 October 2011

Boy-Girl Message

Larki : I love you.

Larka : Main bhi tumse
I love you kahun to kya karogi ?

Larki : Khushi se mar jaungi.

Larka : Ja meri behen,

Jee Le Apni Zindagi. ;p

Monday, 3 October 2011

Fact Of Life Message

No matter how big your
house is or how fleshy
your car or who designs 
your clothes,

Our graves will still be
the same......!!!!!!!

Sunday, 2 October 2011

Benefit Message

What is the biggest benefit of
having girlfriend in the same
school or college where you
study ?
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100% Attendance. :))

Thursday, 22 September 2011

Shakespeare Message

Shakespeare said :

" Whenever I miss my friends,
I look at the sky.
Although I can't see them
there,
But I feel Happy that 
We are under the same Sky."

I Love My Friends !!

Tuesday, 20 September 2011

Dad-Son Message

Son : Sir ne mujhe mara.

Dad : Kyun ?

Son : Sir ne poch 2x3= ?
Mene kaha 6. Phir unhon
ne pocha
3x2= ?

Dad : Abey ullu ke pathe 1 hi to baat hai.

Son : Mene bhi theek aise hi kaha tha.

Thursday, 18 August 2011

Friendship Message

I live by faith & not by sight.
So,
Whether I see you or not
I know you are still the same
a sweet stupid friend of mine
with no chances of improvement. :-*

Monday, 27 June 2011

Funny Message

Define Tension, Terror, Horror & Tragedy .

Tension : When wife is pregnant.

Terror : When girlfriend is pregnant.

Horror : When both are pregnant.

Tragedy : When both are in same hospital..!! :D

LOL