Miss You Message

Roses

for 

You

--;--:<@

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Ye rose

un logon ke liye hain

jo roz roz nahi milte

par

rose ki tarhan

roz yaad ate hain.

Jese AAP.

God Bless You..

Morning Message

A B C D E F G H I J K

L M N O P Q R S T U 

V W X Y Z...

Please, make yourself 

Good Morning.

I am doing my Breakfast.. :D

Party Message

Smartness... ;p

In a party a handsome guy asked

a girl :

Are you going to dance ?

She felt so happy & said :

" Yes."

& the guy said :

" That's good, so can I have your chair ? ;-p

Sad Message

Tu chor gaya mujhko duniya ke

Reham O Karam par,

Kuch dair ke liye to

socha hota,

Tere bin hum kaise

Jee payenge.

Morning Message

Yunhi soti rahin to kuch bhi

na dekh pao gi,

" Larkiyon."

Uth jao ke mohalley ke ladke office

jaa rahe hain... :D

Good Morning...

Have a nice day. :)

Morning Message

Assalam O Alaikum

Good Morning to my

Sweet

Sugar-coated choco

Mellow

Milky shaky

Honey dipped

Cheesy melting

Orange juicy fruti

Spicy Icy

* Friend *

Have a yummy MoRnInG ... :_

Heaven Message

" School, College & University are

the nicknames of Heaven."

hmmmmmmm...

That's why it is said that :

" Couples are made in Heaven.." ;p

Stain Message

Ek larki ne chote bache ke gaal

pe kiss ki

.

Girl : Oh sorry !! Tumhare

gaal pe lipstick lag gai.

Bacha : Kuch acha karne se agar daagh

lagte hain, to daagh ache hote hain. :D

Funny Message

If your eyes are sweet,

you will Love the world.

If your tongue is sweet,

the world will Love you.

&

If both are sweet

Phir to ap toofan macha doge,

Meri Tarhan :D

Confidence Message

Height of confidence on Love...

Girl : Do you Love me ?

Boy : Yes !!

Girl : Prove it. Jump down from the roof.

Boy walked up to the edge and said 

with a smile : Push me if you can... :)

Generation Is Messed Message

Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin.

Snow White lived alone with 7 dwarfs.

Pinocchio was a liar.

Robin Hood was a thief.

Tarzan walked without clothes on.

A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.

Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.

** These are the stories we grew up

with and now people complain

our generation is messed**

Friendship Message

Boy : Aaj accident hua, marte marte bacha hun...

Dad : Tumhari hi ghalti hogi.

Mom : Mera beta, theek to hai na tu ?

Sis : Bhai, kahin chot to nahi ai kahin ?

Bro : Yar dehan se chalaya kar.

Lover : Tumhein mera zara bhi khayal nahi ?

Friend : O shit, biryani milte milte reh gai, jaa yaar.... :D

Moral : Dost hote hi beghairat hain :D

Percent Message

You are 70% Good.

75% Sweet.

85% Cute.

90% Beautiful.

100% Lovely.

Total :
70+75+85+90+100=420

Oye !! Tusi tey 420 nikle :D

Message Of The Day

" Message of the Day."

We have 2 eyes & 1 tongue,

which means we need to look twice & talk once...

We have 2 ears & 1 mouth,

so we need to listen more than we talk...

We have 2 hands & 1 stomach,

so we need to work twice as much as we eat...

We have two major brain parts left & right & one heart,

so we can think twice but Love only once...

Isn't it amazing that our body parts remind us how to Live.!!

Wine Message

Sharab ka nasha to do pal ka hota hai

" Ghalib "

Tu dekh le mere yar ki ankhen to zindagi bhar hosh mein na aye.

Life Message

" Life is best for those who enjoy it,

Difficult for those who analyze it

&

Worst for those who criticize it."

Live Happy Life.

Challenge Message

Challenge for you & your all friends.

Challenge :

A boy asked the name of the Girl.

The Girl wrote this code on the book.

6/2

2/1

9/4

4/3

2/1

If you are expert then tell the name within 1 hour :D

The answer is :

Nazia.

Young Generation Message

Young generation ko sab se ziada tension kab hoti hai ?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Papers mein ??

Nahi.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Tab hoti hai jab wo subha so kar uthen aur unka mobile ammi ke pas ho. :D

\   /

('.')

{   }

/   \

Nahi ammi hum sirf dost hain bussssss...

Husband-Wife Message

Wife : Shall we try different positions tonight ?

Husband : Excellent Idea.

Wife: You stand at sink &

wash dishes, I'll lie on

sofa & watch TV. :D

Ramadan Message

Allah !!

" Mujhe Ramzan ke liye

salamat rakh aur Ramzan ko

mere liye Rehmat bana

aur mere liye Ramzan ko maqbool bana

kar salamat rakh.

Aameen.

Ramadan Message

Wo " Chand " ka 

chamakna.

Wo " Masjidon " ka

sawarna.

Wo " Musalmano " ki

dhoom.

" Ramadan " is

coming soon.

Wo " Sehri " ka

maza.

wo " Aftari " ki

bhook.

Wo " Quran " ki

tilawat.

Wo " Namaz " ka

mamool.

Wo " Roze " ki

barkat.

Wo " Roze " ka

noor.

Sirf kuch din

door.

" Advance "

" Mah-e-Ramadan "

" Mubarak."

Peace Message

A man asked God :
" I want Peace."

God replied :
" Remove the ' I '

this is Ego."

" Remove the ' Want '

that is desire."

& " Peace " will be

automatically

Yours.

Good People Message

" Ache logon ki sohbat se

bhalai hath aati hai."

Jaise,

" Hawa jab khushbudar chez ke 

pas se guzre to

khushbudar ho jati hai."

Beauty Of Belief Message

Beauty of belief in Allah...

" If He doesn't give me when I ask, He will surely give me when I need."

Insult Message

Boy- Do you like me ?

Girl- No.

( Boy got sad )

Girl- Why are you sad ?

Boy- Because you don't like me. :(

Girl- You never asked if I Love you ?

Boy- Awww, do you Love me ?

Girl- No..!!!

Double Beizati :D

Miss You Message

Jo har roz nikle wo Suraj.

Jo roz chamke wo Chand.

Jo har waqt dharke wo Dil.

Jo har waqt chaley wo Sans.

Lekin jo har pal, har din, har waqt yaad aye wo Aap.

Enjoy Your Life Message

Somewhere

Someone is surely made for you.

&

God has decided a perfect time,

to make you meet that person...

Till then

Enjoy your

Settingss :D

Sorry-Mistake-Trust Message

Nice Saying :

Sorry works when Mistake is made...

but Sorry does not work when Trust is broken...

So, in life do Mistakes but never Break the Trust. 

Love Message

Tum se na kat sakega,

andheron ka ye safar...

Ab sham ho rahi hai mera

hanth tham lo..!!

Love Message

Kitabein ishq ki parh kar,

na samjho khud ko Aashiq Tum..!!

Ye " Dil " ka kaam " Dil walon "

ko karne do to acha hai.

Result Message

Sometimes when we cry...

No one can wipe our tears.

When we are worried...

No one feels our pain.

When we are happy...

No one can see our smile.

But !!

Jis din result ata hai to sara

khandan phone kar ke pochta hai :

.

.

.

.

Kya bana ??

Kya bana ?? :D

Parrot Message

1 admi shop pe tota lene gaya, usne dekha totey ke dono paun pe aik blue aur red dori bandhi hai.

Admi ne blue dori khinchi to tota bola

" Assalam O Alaikum."

Red dori khinchi to tota bola

" Kya haal hain apke?"

Admi ne dono dori ek sath khinchi to tota bola...

" Haramipan mat kar,

Gir jaunga." :D

Love But Sad Message

Lehron mein doobte rahe,

darya nahi mila.

Usse bichar ke koi,

wesa nahi mila.

Kuch log thori dair to ache lage magar,

Hum jiske ho sake,

koi aisa nahi mila.

Genius Question Message

If you are Genius,than solve it.

4_4_4_4 = 20

Note :
In blanks mein ap ...

Plus, minus, divide aur multiply ke signs laga sakte hain.

Morning Message

Morning

is

a

Wonderful

opportunity

to

pray

to

love

to

wish

to

care

to

thanks

Allah

for 

all

Blessings.

G(-_-)(-_-)D

M(-_-)RNING.

Smell Message

Khushboo kam na hogi meri Guftugu mein...

" Dost "

Mein ne aik umar guzari hai 

J>M> Gutka khate hue.

( -_- )

<))>
_//_

Side pakar,

peek marne dey.

Boy-Girl Message

A boy was teaching maths to a girl.

He kissed her,

again he kissed her and said :
" This is addition."

Then the girl kissed him and said :
" This is subtraction."

Then they kissed each other & said :
" This is multiplication."

Suddenly the girl's dad came,

beat the boy and threw him away and said :
" This is called DIVISION."

:D

Bad Luck Message

Height of my Bad Luck !!

I want to kiss the most cute person in the world but ...

....

.........

............

..................

.......................

...............................

My Lips can't touch my CHEEKS :D

Hide Message

Never hide your secrets from a person who can read your eyes.

Because...

The one who reads your eyes is also

expert in reading your heart.

Sardar Message

Sardar rail ki patri pe laita tha.

Dost ne kaha kya kar rahe ho ?

Rail guzri to mar jaoge.

Sardar : Abhi upar se jahaz guzra,

kuch nahi hua, Rail kya cheez hai.. :D

Heaven Message

Do lahori jannat mein chale gaye,

But

Unhon ne jannat mein bari maar khai.

Pata hai kyun ?

Kyun ke...

Jannat mein farishton ko kehte hain :

"Yar jannat to achi hai

par

Lahore Lahore hai."

Horror Movie Message

One thing I like the most about horror movies is...

When the person shouts :

Hey ! Anybody there ?

As if ,

The ghost is going to reply :

Yeah baby, I'm in the kitchen.

Want a sandwich ?? :D ;p

Making You Feel Old Message

Things that make you feel Old !!

Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge was realeased 16

years ago.

Windows XP was released 10 years ago, in 2001.

The new millenium is more than a decade old.

Pierce Brosnan last acted as James Bond 9 years ago.

It will be 10 years since 9/11.

The matrix  came out 12 years ago, Keanu Reeves is 46 today.

Mother Theresa and Lady Diana have been dead for 14 years.

Remember Jungle Book ?

That was more than 15 years ago.

Macaulay Culkin is 30 today.

Home alone came out over 20 years ago.

The youngest spice girl is 35,

the oldest backstreet boy 39.

The first Harry potter book came out 14 years ago.

The first season of  F.R.I.E.N.D.S was aired 17

years ago.