Eid Message

Bholi si

surat

ankhon

mein masti

door 

khari

Ghabraye...

Meri gaaye(Cow)

Aik jhalak

dikhlaye

kabhi

kabhi

parde

mein

chup jaye

Meri gaaye.

Meri nazar se

tum dekho

to

gosht

hi

gosht

nazar

ayeeeeeee..

Bholi si surat

ankho mein masti

aye hayeeee,

Meri gaayee.. :D

Happy Advance Bakra Eid :)

Funny Sleeping Tip message

Sleeping Tip :

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Macharon se bachne ke

liye hamesha bed ke neeche soyen.

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Machar apko bed pe hi

dhondte rahein ge.

Sad Message

Hum gham ko chupa ke

muskurate gaye,

Wo had se ziada humko

satate gaye,

Meri ankhon ki ghata barasti

rahi, 

Sagar..

Wo sawan samajh kar lutf

uthate rahe.

Funny Wife Message

Dosto aaj hum aik Ajeeb-O-

Ghareeb makhlooq ke bare

mein parhein ge.!

Is jaandar ka naam hai

" Wife."

Jee han Wife.

Ye aksar Husband ke sath

pai jati hai.

Inki pasandeeda ghiza

Husband ka bheja hai.

Inhein aksar naraz hone ka

natak karte hue dekha

jata hai.

Is jaandar ka sabse

khatarnak hathiyar

Rona aur Emotionally 

blackmail karna hota hai.

Wife rakhne par Tension naam

ki beemari ho jati hai, Jo laa

ilaaj hai.

Is liye Wife se chupp

ke Geo. :D

About You Message

Do you want to know

about yourself ??

Then,

Always remember this

Golden sentence

" You are what you hide

about yourself from

others."

Goodnight message

Lag na jaye kahin betaab

sitaron ki nazar,

Chand se chahre ko

aanchal mein chupa kar sona...

Ye chota sa azaq hai,

Serious na hona... :D

Goodnight

Hide Message

Never hide your secrets from a person who can read your eyes.

Because...

The one who reads your eyes is also

expert in reading your heart.