Funny Message

Cheel urri

Kawwa urra

Mena urri

Chirya urri

Monkey urra

Oops !!

Sorry yaar jaldi mein tujhe bhi

urra diya.

Chal aja wapis aja.

Officer Message

Police Officer : Sir, I am

extremely sorry to say, but your

wife has been involved in a fatal

car crash and we would like you to

come with us so you can identify

the dead body.

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Husband : Ahh... I am bit busy

right now. Can't you take a photo

and tag me on Facebook. If its

her, I will click "LIKE."

:D

Funny Message

Aisa admi jo ghalti pe ho aur

maafi maang le usey

" Aqalmand "

kehte hain aur

Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe bhi

na ho magar phir bhi maafi

maang le usey

" Husband "

kehte hain :D

Call Message

Unknown Call...

He : Do you have boyfriend ?

She : Yes, who are you ?

He : I am your brother ! Just

wait till I come home !! :)

... ...

Another unknown call...

He : Do you have a boyfriend ?

She : No no, I don't !

He : What ? :-O I am your boyfriend,

you just break my heart.

She : No no no darling I am sorry

I thought you are my brother.

He : Right ! I am your brother !

Just wait till I come home, I'll show

you later. :D

Relationship Message

The best kind of relationship

in the world is the one in

which a sorry and a smile can

make everything back to

normal again :)

Teacher-Student message

Teacher to 1 class student :

Chalo beta ye line do lafzon

mein bol kar dikhao

" Teacher main apse pyar karta hoon."

Student : Sorry Miss. Teri meri,

meri teri prem kahani hai

mushkil do lafzon mein ye

bayan na ho paye. ;p

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Please ! Send me some

good jokes.

Boy : sorry ! I am busy .

I am studying.

Girl : hahahaha !!

Bas isi tarhan ke

2, 3 aur send kardo. ;p :D

Sad Message

She met him after a long

breakup.

She told him : Sorry, I've met

a new one. I have a new boyfriend

and another future.

How about your Life ?

He closed his eyes to hide his

tears. Remembered all the 

memories. He shared her pain

before, her happy moments

and how he refused many other

girls just to stay with her.

He kept the remains of his

pride and collected his force,

smiled and said :
" Sorry ma'am, but do I know you ?"

Relationship Message

When relationship is weak,

Thank you, sorry's, welcomes,

good byes, no problems...

Are small words that make big

difference !

But when relationships are

strong,

Shut up !

Mar jaa, lanat, kamine,

manhoos, zaleel cannot have

any impact.!! ;P

Stain Message

Ek larki ne chote bache ke gaal

pe kiss ki

.

Girl : Oh sorry !! Tumhare

gaal pe lipstick lag gai.

Bacha : Kuch acha karne se agar daagh

lagte hain, to daagh ache hote hain. :D

Sorry-Mistake-Trust Message

Nice Saying :

Sorry works when Mistake is made...

but Sorry does not work when Trust is broken...

So, in life do Mistakes but never Break the Trust. 

Sorry Message

Sochti hoon jo pal zinda hoon,

maang loon maafi sab se.

Ay Dost !!

Na jane marne ke baad koi maaf kare ya na kare.

Special sorry from me to all.

Sardar Message

Sardar thought LOL meants " lOTS OF lOVE."

So, he sent it in the following text to his Girlfriend...

" Sorry to hear about your Mother's death...LOL." 

:-D