Water Message

Don't drink water while

studying...

Because,

Chemistry says :

" Concentration decreases

when you add water." ;p :D

Funny Message

English classes would have been much easier if...

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Shakespeare's mom had an abortion.. :D

Maths Message

Story of Maths..

Aaj se 300 years pehle Maths bohot masoom aur pyari thi.

Kiya hua ke kuch badmash students ne Maths ko bohot maara,

yahan tak ke Maths ki akhiri sans thi aur wo students se hamesha ke liye naraz hogai aur marte marte sab students ko bad dua de gai.

Aur ye keh kar is duniya se chali gai ke main to ja rahi hun lekin

M= MERI

A= AATMA

T= TUMHE

H= HAMESHA

S= SATAYE GI.

Aj bhi Maths ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur sarey students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahe gi. :D

Physics Message

When we throw a ball in the air why does it comes back ?

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Because no one is there up to catch the ball.... :-p

Awain har baat mein Physics nahi Ghusatey.. :D

Morning Message

To,

       The Friend.

Subject : Good Morning !

Dear,

         I am a citizen of your heart. I beg to say that I am really Missing you & want to wish you a very Good Morning.

So, Kindly grant me at least a Sweet smile.

I shall be very thankful to you.

Your Sweet

& Caring Friend.

Math But Islamic message

Maths mein Hazrat Ali ki maharat...

1 bar 1 yahoodi ne apse 1 sawal us waqt pocha jab ap ek paer ghorey ke rakaab mein rakh chuke they.

Sawal tha ke,

Wo kon sa hindsa hai jo 2,3,4,5,6,7,8 aur 9 se pura taqseem hojata hai ?

Apne dosera paer ghorey pe rakhne se pehle kaha ke hafte ke dino ko islami saal ke dino se zarab do to wo hindsa mil jaye ga.

Yahoodi ne 7 ko 360 se zarab kiya to 2520 bana aur check karne par sahi paya jese,

2520/2=1260

2520/3=840

2520/4=630

2520/5=504

2520/6=420

2520/7=360

2520/8=315

and

2520/9=280

JazakAllah

" main ilm ka shehar hun aur Ali uska darwaza."

( Rasool Allah Sallal Laho Alaihi Wa'alehi Wasallam)

Game Message

Choose your favorite subject,

then i'll tell you ke apke dil mein had se ziada kis ke liye mohabbat hai...

Physics

Biology

Maths

English

Islamiat

Chemistry

Urdu

Pakistan Studies

ANSWERS

Physics=Children se.

Biology= Lover se.

Maths= Ammi se.

English= Mangetar se.

Islamiat= Koi khas.

Chemistry= Mujh se.

Urdu= Family se.

Pakistan Studies= Father se.