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Friday 30 September 2011

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : Samandar mein nimbu
ka darakht ho to kaise nimbu
toro ge ?

Student : Kabootar ban ke.

Teacher : Insan ko kabootar
teri maa banaegi ?

Student : To samandar mein
darakht tera baap lagaye ga ?

Boyfriend-Father Message

Baap- Tum meri beti ko kab
se pyar karte ho ?

Ladka : 4 months se.

Baap : Kaise yaqeen karun ?

Ladka : Aur 5 months
ruk jayen....

Aajaye ga yaqeen... :D

Funny Message

Hujoom itna ho
tere ghar mein
Khushiyon ka,

Ae Dost...!!!






Ke tujhe toilet
jana ho aur
rasta na mile.
Dhinka chika
dhinka chika
dhinka chika. :D

Husband-Wife Message

Wife : Main is dress mein
moti lag rahi hon na ?

Husband ( Mazaaq mein ) : Haan.

Wife : Hein ? Moti lag rahi hun ?

Husband : Nahi nahi.

Wife : Bolein moti lag
rahi hun ?

Husband : Nahiiii !!

Wife : Bolein na ?

Husband : Haan !!

Wife : Koi nahi. ;p :D

Double Meaning Message

Most confusing double 
meaning joke...

Girl : Aaj office jate hi boss
mujh pe charr gaya.

Friend : Kyun ?

Girl : Woh main late gai
thi naaa...!!!

Funny Message

Larkiyan chahe kitni bhi
khoobsurat kyun na hon

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Paad to sab hi marti hongi :D

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Aye haye gandi :D

Goodnight Message

My future depends
on my Dreams,

So...


I am going to sleep.


**Good**Night** :)

Thursday 29 September 2011

Funny Message

Beauty is not judged by your
clothes or your appearance...


Its is judged by your
inner beauty...!!!  So...


Always wear
designer Undergarments..!! :D ;p

Racism Message

Height Of Racism :







A white kid goes and stands
between two black kids.


And says :




" Mommy, see I made
an Oreo...!!!:D

Wish Message

Koshish kijiye ke zindagi mein wo
insan apko hamesha
muskurata hua mile...!!!


Jisey,


Aap roz ainey mein dekhte
ho...!!!


It's my wish for you,specially....

Difference Message

The difference between
Friend and Lover :

Lover says :
" Darling, please drive safely
and slowly."









Friends says :
" Bhaga saley
bhaga,
agey wali car mein
bachiyan hain..."

Philosophy Message

New Philosophy :

" Relatives who don't wish
me on my birthday,
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Have no right to contact
me on my Result Day." :D

Wisdom message

Words Of Wisdom :

1- If you are right then there is
no need to get angry.
And if you are wrong then you
don't have any right to get
angry.

2- Patience with family is love.
Patience with others is respect.
Patience with self is confidence.

3- Never think hard about past,
it brings tears.
Don't think more about future,
it brings fears.
Live this moments with a smile,
it brings cheers.

4- Every test in our life makes
us bitter or better.
Every problem comes to make
us or break us.
Choice is ours, whether we
become victim or victorious.

5- Search a beautiful heart,
not a beautiful face.
Beautiful things are not
always good, but 
good things are always beautiful.

Diamond Message

Kabhi us shakhs ko mat khona
jise apka bohot khayal ho,


Warna !!


Aik din apko ehsas hoga
ke
ap ne pathar jama karte karte
heera ganwa diya...

Funny Friendship Message

Chand ne kaha :
" Dosti na kar
doston ki bheer mein
kahin tu kho jayega."

Mene kaha :
" Ae chand zameen pe
aa kar mere
doston se mil,
tu bhi upar jana
bhool jayega."
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Zalimon ! Kitna jhoot bolna
parta hai tum logon ke liye :)

Dedicated to Jigri super
duper & lovely Friends !!

Sad Message

Apne ehsas ko lafzon ki
qaba kyun nahi dete,
Usko chaha hai to phir
usko bata kyun nahi dete,
Wo jo tumhein chor gaya
majburi-e-halaat suna kar,
Uski tasweer ko kamre se
hata kyun nahi dete,
Ye zaruri to nahi aik hi 
mehboob rahe,
Apni sochon ko koi rung
naya kyun nahi dete,
Jab se toota hai mera rabt
meri sanson se,
Mere hi ghar mein mujhe
log jagah kyun nahi dete...

Monday 26 September 2011

Insult Message

When someone insults you...

Think before you react...

It takes 72 muscles to get
angry,
Only 14 muscles to smile.
But,
Only 4 muscles to extend your
hands and Slap that Idiot. :D

Perfect Guy Message

The Perfect Guy :

Does not bother,
Does not shout,
Does not flirt with others,
Does not lie,
Does not cheat...
and

Does
Not
Exist !!!! :D

Taaliyaan !! ;p

Funny Friends message

If you pass in exam :

Mom : Kitni khushi ki baat hai.
Dad : Mera beta sher hai.
Lover : So sweet !! Muahh !!
&
Friends : Kutte ! Kamine ! Zalil ! Tu
ne itna kab parha ? ;p

Kid-Mother Message

Kid after watching 3 idiots movie...

Mama , balatkaar ka kya
matlab hai ?

Mama : Potty karne ko
balatkaar kehte hain.

Kid in washroom calling
his mom.

Mama, balatkaar karliya,
akar dhula dein. :D

Funny Message

Man to his 22 years old Wife
after their 1st night :

" You didn't make any noise
like ahh, aah, uhh, ooouucchhh 
during make out."

Wife : I stopped that silly
habit when I was 16. :D

Husband-Wife Message

Shohar Biwi mein baat
cheet band thi.

1 subha shohar ko jaldi
jana tha,
usne raat ko kaghaz pe likha :

" Mujhe subha 5 baje utha
dena."
Aur kaghaz biwi ke takiye 
ke pas rakh diya.

Shohar subha 9 baje utha to
dekha to uske upar bohot
se kaghaz pare the aur sab par
likha tha :

" Khuda ke wastey, uth jao
5 baj gaye hain...!!!"

Ghazal Message

Ankh mein hon aansu
to muskuraya nahi jata,

Toote hue ainey ka har
tukra uthaya nahi jata,

Jise bitha lya jaye
palkon pe aik baar
nazron se usse phir
giraya nahi jata,

Ye alag baat hai ke
khayalaat badal
jate hain
Magar yaad ko kabhi
dil se mitaya nahi jata.

Sardar-Teacher message

Teacher : Batao ke chooza
ande se kaise nikalta hai ?

Sardar : Miss, ey gal eyni
important nai.
Sochan wali gal ey way ke
ey kanjar ande wich
wariya kinjey ?

Mario Message

Today, I met Mario.
I greeted him and asked :
" Do you remember me ?"

He said : "No."

I said : " Idiot !!
I lost my childhood to
save your girlfriend."
:D

Family Message

F.A.M.I.L.Y.
is one of the sweetest
words anyone can say...
Because,

The letters in it means...

" Father and Mother I Love You...!!!" :)

Funny Sleeping Tip message

Sleeping Tip :
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Macharon se bachne ke
liye hamesha bed ke neeche soyen.

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Machar apko bed pe hi
dhondte rahein ge.

Pathan Stupid Message

Pathan  : Hum 1 ungli se 8 admi ko
upar pohcha sakta hai.

2nd Pathan : Yara woh kaise ?
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1st Pathan :
Hum Lift ka Driver hai. :D

Friday 23 September 2011

Sardar message

Sardar 1 road se jati hui larki
ko ghaur se dekh raha tha.
Larki ne usse hath se lanat di..

Sardar dost se bola :
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Set hogai yar,
5 baje milne ka keh rahi hai.

Funny Song Message

Teri meri,
Meri teri
Prem kahani
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Hai hi nahi....

Chalo Niklo. . . . :) :D

Broke Funny Message

She broke my heart, I broke
her Apple iPhone ;p
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You can guess who cried louder.
;p :D

Tears And Smile Message

" Aansu
aur
Muskurahat"
Do anmol khazane hain...


" Aansuon "
ko sirf Allah ke
samne bahao

aur

" Muskurahat "
ko logon par
nichawar kardo.

Funny Message

A short walk is so difficult
when no one walks with you...

But...

A long Journey is just like
a few steps when...
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A street dog is running behind
you... :D ;p

Hamesha emotional sms na
expect kiya karo. :)

Morning Message

****G*O*O*D****

][\    /][
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ORNING
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Have 
a Nice
Day...

Allah Bless You and Your
Family.

Aameen.

True Message

Tumhara aik Khuda hai phir
bhi tum usse yaad nahi karte...

Uske kitne bande hain phir
bhi tum ko nahi bhoolta..!!

Truth Gravity Message

Beautiful Truth Against Gravity :

Read Carefully...

The heart feels Light when
someone is In It . :)

But...

It feels very heavy when
someone Leaves It. :(

Thursday 22 September 2011

Shakespeare Message

Shakespeare said :

" Whenever I miss my friends,
I look at the sky.
Although I can't see them
there,
But I feel Happy that 
We are under the same Sky."

I Love My Friends !!

Family Love Message

Very touching Family Love.

Girl : Do you Love me more
than your family ?

Boy : No !!

Girl : Why ?

Boy : Okay ! Listen to this !
" When I started to walk, I fell, You
were not there to pick me up,
but my mom was.
When I went outside, you were not there
to hold my finger but my dad was.
When I cried, you didn't give me
your toys to play but my brother and
sister did.
My family is more precious
than anything else."
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Girl : Awwwww...
But when you felt romantic, your
family was not there to do the
romance with you.... Kamine
:D ;p