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Monday 31 October 2011

Funny Message

Youn mat kheench mujhe apni
taraf,

Ae mere hamdam.



Ye Generation ka suit hai
phat gaya to teri khair nahi. :D

Women Message

Women was taken out of
man
 not out of his head to
top him
nor out of his feet to
be trampled underfoot
but out of his side to be
equal to him,
under his arms to be
protected and near his
heart to be loved !

Attitude Message

Attitude Reloaded...!!!



Boy : I hate you... :(

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Girl : What a coincidence. :D

Funny Message

Taras ata hai mujhe apni
masoom si palkon par


Jab wo bheeg ke kehti hain ke
hum se ab kisi aur ki shadi
ka card parha nahi jata.

(,")
<))>

Ammi bas ab bohot hogaya ! :(

Teacher Message

Teacher : Hasan, give me a
sentence starting with " I ".

Hasan : I is...


Teacher : No, always say " I am."

Hasan : Alright, " I am the
ninth letter of the alphabet."

Moral : Hamesha efficiency nahi jhaarni
chahye, kabhi kabhi students ki bhi
sun leni chahye.

Reject Message

I never reject anybody in
my Life...!!!

Because some good people
gave me happiness,
and some bad people gave
me experience. :)

Pathan Message

Pathan ki qabar mein pehli
raat 62 farishte aye...

2 farishte sawal poch rahe
the aur baqi ke 60...

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Pathan ko sawal samjha 
rahe the. :D ;p

Life Message

Life mein chahe kitna bhi dukh
miley,
gham miley,
apne aansu behne dena,
rokna mat.



Kyun ke...

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Ruke hue pani mein
Dengue machar paida
hote hain...!!! =D

Islam Message

Writing or speaking about
Islam does not make you a
good Muslim. Practicing and
striving by its ideals makes you one.

Boyfriend Message

Boyfriend is a Virus

He will enter your Life

Scan your Pocket

Transfer you Money

Edit your Mind

Download his Problems

Delete your Smile

&

Hang your Life...

So,

Avoid your boyfriend
and be a professional
antivirus :D

Boxer Message

Great boxer M.Ali said :
Sometimes words are not
enough
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A punch is Necessary :D

Incident Message

One of best incident that
happens with all of us.

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When the teacher stops
talking,

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You look up to make sure
you are not in trouble...!!! ;p :D

Doctor-Memon Message

Doctor memon se : Keley ka chilka
nazar nahi aya jo aap phisal
gaye ?

Memon : main paun rakh ke
dekh raha tha ke chilkey mein
kela to nahi hai.

True Message

If you never thank Allah
after every smile,
Then,
You have no right to blame
him for every tear...!!!

Difference Funny Message

Two girls wearing same T-shirt
response : Kamini copied my style.

Two boys wearing same T-shirt
response : Arey mera bhai. :)

Saturday 29 October 2011

Winter Message

The taste of Oranges,
The walk in Frost,
The golden Sunlight,
The beauty of Autumn Colors,
The magic of wet red Leaves,



" Happy First Feel of Winter."

Police Message

Police : Double sawari par pabandi
hai aur tum 4 beth ke ja rahe ho ?


Student pareshani se peeche
dekhte hue :
:-O
"Oyeee ! Paanchwa kahan gira diya ?
Usne hi to treat deni thi." :D ;p

Awkward Moment Message

The most awkward moment is
when you get back home from
college and look at yourself in
the mirror thinking :

" Did I really look like this
all day?"
:D

People Message

Educated people change
themselves according to
the situation !

But,

Experienced people change
the situation according to
themselves...!!!

Funny Message

Pehli baar kisi chehre pe nigah
theri hai,

Uski ankh sagar se bhi ziada
gehri hai,

Thak gaye apne pyar ka izhar
karte karte,

Tab pata chala wo dono kano
se Behri hai. :D :(

Bye Message

" Bye "

aik chota sa lafz hai
Jo bohot takleef deta hai.
Ehsas dilata hai ke jis ke sath
ap hain kya pata phir kabhi
na hon.
Isliye kabhi Bye na kahein.

Hamesha kahein...
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" Chal Nikal." :D

Advantage Message

What is the advantage for
unmarried people ?
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Think !

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Give up ?

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Wo bed ki dono side se
utar sakte hain ! ;p

Google Message

A husband was searching
these words on Google :

" How to handle a Wife."
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Google search result :

" Maar tali, We are also
searching." :D ;p

Islamic Message

Dajjal's Fitna is known to be
the greatest Fitna of all times.
Dajjal will give entrance with
the killing of thousands of
Muslims across the globe.
Our beloved Prophet
Muhammed ( P.B.U.H.)
has given us a shield against
Dajjal. And that shield is
Surah Kahaf, those who recite
this Surah on Friday,
will be protected against Dajjal.

People Message

People say we are crazy
when we smile alone with
no reason !

But,

They never know that it is
the real smile with sweetest
reason with someone special
in mind. :)

College Message

College ke peeche naddi mein 
Principle doop raha tha.
Pappu ne dekha aur zor zor
se chilate hue bhaga,
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Kal chutti hai
Kal chutti hai ! ;p

Tuesday 25 October 2011

Love Message

You know why people say that you
can't sleep when you are in Love ?


Because...


For the 1st time in your Life, you
will find something really
more beautiful than your
Dreams.

Pain Message

The pain of losing a Loved
one is nothing when
compared to the pain that is
felt when...
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The biscuit falls into the
Tea due to over dipping. ;p

Asian Message

* Funny fact of all Asians *


Koi cheez saaf bhi karni ho,
tab bhi,
Kapra ganda hi mangte
hain...!!! :)

Laziness Message

3 best things in Life :


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1- Raat ki neend !
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2- Dopaher ki neend !
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3- Subha ki neend ! :D

Sweet Dreamsssssssss :D

Funny Naughty Message

Shehzada Saleem :
Hamari ammi aur abba hazoor
humse itni mohabbat karte
the ke sari sari raat woh dono
hamein sulane ke liye jagte
rehte they,
Magar hum phir bhi nahi
sote they.


Wazeer : Shehzada hazoor, aapki isi
beghairti ki wajah se ap
Iklotey reh gaye...!!! :D

Teacher-Student Message

Chemistry at its Peak :


Teacher : What happens 
when carbon monoxide
reacts with 2 molecules of
iron ?

Student : Coffee !!

Teacher : How ? :O
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Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !! :) ;p

Teacher Shocks
Student Rocks ! :D

Good And Bitter Message

Achi aur Karwi baat :


Neki kar ke aise bhool jao,
Jese larki engagement ke baad
apne friends ko bhool jati hai. ;p


Baat karo haq ki !
Bhale hut jaye sabki... :)

Funny Message

Question of the Year !


Students raat ko kyun parhte
hain ?


Answer :


Kyun ke din mein to dhoop
parhti hai.


(",)
<))>
_/?_


Oh my God ! I am so
Genius ! ;p :D

Funny Message

Mene apni Life
mein bohot dhoke
khaye hain.
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For
Example :






Apple
Mango
Chiku
Sabzi,


etc
etc...


Sab dho ke hi khaye
hain...


Aur apne ? :D

Funny Right Message

Beautiful great lines :



Agar logon ko tumse koi masla
hai...









To hamesha yaad rakho ke ye
unka masla hai, tumhara
nahi.


Just Relax ;p

Analogy Message

Funny analogy for all
Teachers :


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They teach us just like
making plain Rice in class
& expect from us to cook
Biryani in exams. :D