Pathan Message

1 pathan aaina dekh ke

sochne laga,

Yar isko kahin dekha hai.

Thodi dair sochne ke baad

" O teri khair."

Ye to wohi hai

jo mere sath us din baal

katwa raha tha. :D

Baby Funny Message

A baby was born laughing

really hard with its fist tightly

closed. The confused doctor 

unfolded its tiny finger and found

a birth control pill.! ;p :D

Sad Message

Apni yaadein apni baatein

lekar jana bhool gaya,

Jane wala jaldi mein tha

mil kar jana bhool gaya,

Mur mur kar dekha tha usne

adhe raste mein,

Jaise usne kehna tha kuch

jo wo kehna bhool gaya,

Waqt-e-rukhsat meri ankhein

poch raha tha anchal se,

Usko gham tha itna ziada

khud wo rona bhool gaya.

Sad Message

Hum kitne bewafa hain ke ek

dum unke dil se nikal gaye,

Wasi !!

Unmein kitni wafa thi ke aj tak

hamare dil se nahi gaye...

Knowledge Message

Not Vulgarity but Knowledge :

In ancient England, people

could not have sex without

Kings permission.

So, to have a baby, they were

supposed to get King's consent.

They were then given a card

to hang on their door while

having sex, which read as :

" Fornication Under the Consent

of King ( F.U.C.K.) "

So the word " Fuck " came

into existence...!!!

Kisi ko pata tha kya ?

Ya bas ainvayi Fuck Fuck

karte rehte ho ...

Friendship Message

Dosti hamesha rahe ye

Dua kijiye ga,

Hai takaza wafa ka

Wafa kijiye ga,

Aur to kuch nahi mangte

hum apse,

Jab uthao hath to hamare

liye nhi Dua kijiye ga.

Good Morning Message

G( ~_~ )(~_~ )D

Morning....

Have a fantastic Morning

with cool smile

on your face.

:)

Ladies First Message

The story behind 

" Ladies First."

Long ago, a man & woman

were madly in Love. They

wanted to marry. Parents did

not approved. They decided to

suicide together & planned to

jump from mountain. The man

could not bear to see his

sweetheart fall.

He convinced her that he will

jump first. He jumped.

The kameeni never jumped.

Thereafter all men decided

" Ladies First." ;p

Girls Message

Girls are over Imaginative.

A boy sends a text :

Hey !

Girl(To herself): OMG !!

He just text me. I wonder what

he wants. Maybe he just wants to

talk. Or maybe he's mad at me,

but all he said was hey. I should

just answer him, don't want to

keep him waiting. Well maybe

I'll wait another 3 minutes so he

thinks i am busy. No, that's so

obvious. Could this mean he's

into me? Or is he just bored ?

Either way is fine, I mean I don't

care if he likes me back.Who said

tat I even liked him ? Huh... I am

gonna text back now. Should I reply Hi

or Hey ? Hey with 3 Y's ? No that's

stupid. 2 Y's work. He wont know if

I did it on purpose or if it was

accidental. Ok !! I got this.

Breathe in, breathe out.

Girl : Heyy !!!!

Boy : Sister, plz mark my

attendance at uni... ;p :D

Disloyalty Message

Chale jane do us bewafa

ko kisi ghair ki bahon mein,

Wasi....

Jo itni chahat ke baad bhi mera

na hua wo kisi aur ka kya hoga..!!!!

Joke Message

Shortest Joke.......!!!!!!

A Boy said :

" Trust me." :D

Sardar Message

A sardar on Phone :

Doctor my wife is

pregnant. She is having pain

right now.

Doctor : Is this her first child ?

Sardar : No !! This is her

husband speaking .! ;p

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : Which book has helped

you most in your Life ?

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Student : My Father's Cheque book... :)

Har jagah facebook nahi chalti.

True Words Message

Niyat kitni bhi achi ho duniya

apko apke dikhawe se janti

hai....

Aur dikhawa kitna bhi acha

ho Allah apko apki niyat se

janta hai....

Funny Message

Lafzon ki banawat mujhe

nahi aati,

Ae Dost....

" I am so beautiful." seedhi

si baat hai... :)

(,")/

< ))

//_

Oye pani phaik......

Kuch jal raha hai. :D

Steps Of Life Message

4 steps of Great Life :

1- Look back and Thank Allah.

2- Look forward and Trust Allah.

3- Look around and Believe Allah.

4- Look in your heart and Find Allah.

Fact Of Life Message

No matter how big your

house is or how fleshy

your car or who designs 

your clothes,

Our graves will still be

the same......!!!!!!!

Funny Message

Apki qasam ap bohot hi

khubsurat ho,

Duniya ki nazar se khud

ko bacha lo,

Kajal ka tika to ap ke

lye kam hai,

Aik kala " Tawa " apne

gale mein latka lo.

Human Message

Insan bhi kya

shay hai.

Dolat kamane

ke liye apni

sehat kho deta hai,

Aur phir sehat ko

wapis paane

ke liye apni

dolat kho

deta hai.

Mustaqbil ko

soch ke apna

hal zaya

karta hai,

Aur mustaqbil

mein apna maazi yaad

kar ke rota hai.

Jeeta aise hai

jaise kabhi

marna hi nahi,

Aur mar aise 

jata hai jaise

kabhi jiya hi nahi...

Teacher Message

How do uni Teacher

Complete Syllabus :

Unit 1- This is just introduction

no need to teach.

Unit 2- Very easy topic, you

can study on your own.

Unit 3- This has already been

discussed in last.

Unit 4- This topic is directly

given in text book, study as it

is. I don't need to teach it.

Unit 5- Who is ready to give

presentation? ;)

Sad Message

Dil ki kitaab ka safha le

gaya koi,

Ankhon se neend urra le

gaya koi,

Kisi ki yaad mein tarapne ki

adat nahi thi mujhe,

Apni yadon se tarpana

sikha gaya koi...

Sad Message

Kisi ne milne ka

vaada kiya tha

tanha sham ko,

Sagar...!!!

Har roz taraste

hue so jate hain

agli sham ki

aas lekar.

Couple Message

A couple had a huge fight

one night.

Going to bed Husband said :

" Goodnight old mother

of 3 kids."

Wife replied :
" Goodnight father of none..."

Date Message

On a date...

Night was dark

Moon was high

Boy stopped bike

Girl asked why

He came close

She felt shy

and boy said:

" Dhakka maa heroin,

petrol khatam hogaya hai." :D

Funny Message

Uske chorh jane ke baad main to

marne hi wala tha,

Yaron >>>!!!

Ke achanak yaad aya,

uski cousin ne bhi apna number

dya tha.

/('.')/

(    )

/    /

Uth shehzade himmat kar.

Boy-Girl Message

Boy : marry me.

Girl : Do you have a house ?

Boy : No.

Girl : Do you have a BMW car ?

Boy : No.

Girl : How much is your salary ?

Boy : No salary. But...

Girl : No but, you have nothing.

How can I marry you ?

Leave please...!!!

Boy : ( Talk to himself) : I have 1

villa, 3 property land,

3 ferrari,

2 porsche...

Why I still need to buy

BMW ? How can I get the salary

when actually I am the Boss...

Moral :

Girls, be patient & listen to

what the guy have to say... :D

Creativity Message

Height Of Creativity :

Girl : I have saved my boyfriend's 

number as
" Low Battery."

So,

Whenever he calls & i am not

around, my mom plugs my

phone to charger unknowingly. :D

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : " I Love You

kisne ijaad kiya ?"

Student : China ne..!!

Teacher : Wo kaise ?

Boy :
Kyun ke,

na koi warranty hai

na koi guarantee.

Chale to chand tak,

na chale to sham tak. :D

Sad message

Wo apni sari nafratein mujhpe

lutata raha,

Mera dil jisko sada

mohabbatein sikhata raha,

Uski aadat ka zara ye pehlu

to dekho,

Mujhse kiye vaade wo kisi

aur se nibhata raha,

Kuch khabar nahi wo shakhs

kya chahta tha,

Ke taaluq tor kar bhi mujhko

aazmata raha,

Toote hue taaluq mein bhi

kitni mazbooti hai,

Rahi....

Main jitna bhulata raha wo

utna hi yaad aata raha...!!!

Postman Message

Postman knocked the door.

A kid came out with cigarette

in mouth and beer in hand.

Postman : Papa hain ?

Kid : Abey dhakkan, Mujhe

dekh ke lagta hai baap

ghar pe hoga ? ;p :D

Friendship Message

Wiping tears together...

Sharing really stupid and

small things...

Finding meaning in each other's

silence...

Not caring about

the distances...

Being naughty with

each other...

Being honest with

each other...

Between the jokes and

the silly chatter...

Exists the World's most

beautiful relation called

" Friendship."

Thanks for making my

Life full of Colors.

Love You.

Crushes Message

Crushes are more beautiful

than affairs...

Because,

There is no

responsibility,

No worry,

No commitment,

No self respect...

Just look at your crush and

smile like an Idiot....!!!! ;p

Pathan Message

1 pathan ke 20 bache the.

Biwi barish mein bheeg kar boli :

Jan main kaisi lag rahi hun ?

Pathan :

" Roop tera mastana,

pas mere mat ana,

phool koi phir se na

khil jaye."

Benefit Message

What is the biggest benefit of

having girlfriend in the same

school or college where you

study ?

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100% Attendance. :))

Friendship Yummy Message

Love you lots like jelly tots, and

even more than vodka shots.

You are yummier than the

cakes you munch,

And gummier than caramel

crunch.

Chocolate fudge with

pineapple cream,

You are such a variety in

jelly beans.

I am your friend till the end,

So pass this on to your

rocking friends.

Love You All :)

Funny Bus Message

Lo jee bhalai ka to zamana hi

nahi hai...

1 bus mein 1 aunty khari thin,

1 bache ne kaha ap meri

jagah pe beth jayen,

Aunty ne usey zor se thappar

maar diya.

Kyun ?

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Kyun ke...

Bacha apne abbu ki goud 

mein betha tha. :D

Irritating Fact Message

Most Irritating Fact :

At Home :

You studied 3 hrs,

no one sees you,

you pick phone for a while,

mom & dad enters the room & say:

" Bilkul nahi padhta hai,

sara din mobile hath mein hota hai.

At college, coaching :

You are busy with phone

no one sees you,

you picked up book for a while,

friends enters the room & say :

" Abey kitna parhega,

Newton ki aulaad." :D