Reputation Message

Reputation is what other

people know about you.

Honor is what you know

about yourself.

Feeling Message

Life's most deepest feelings

are often expressed in silence

and

the one who can read

volumes from your silence is

your true Companion.

I am Message

I am not well :(

and..

I am not a river or canal

either.... :D

Allah Message

Everything is " Pre-written."

But,

With prayers it can be

" Re-written."

So, Live the best and leave

the rest to

Allah Almighty. :)

My Message

Don't mix between my

personality and my

attitude because

my personality is " Me "

and my attitude depends on

" You."

Mr. Bean message

You don't need words to show

that you care for someone.

Like Mr. Bean, he barely

speaks but he never leaves

his teddy bear behind.

That's caring :)

Exam Message

3 steps to write in Exam :

1- Look up for

Inspiration.

2- Look down for

Concentration.

and then...

3- Look around for

Information. :D

A-L-O-N-E Message

A-L-O-N-E

A- All the time I think of you.

L- Looking to see you.

O- On my mind its only you.

N- Never ever i'll forget you.

E- Every minute of my Life I

Miss you.

Solution Message

Shortest and authentic

solution of every problem is :

Namaz.

" Those who knee down to

Allah, can stand up to

anything."

Scientist Message

Scientists have approved that

12904583179 people on the earth

are lazy because they didn't 

even read the number given

above.. ;p

Hahaha :D

Pray Message

Deepest feelings of my heart

while praying for you today :

" May Allah

convert 

your

Discomforts

to

Comforts,

Your

Pains

to

Gains,

Your

Minimum

to

Maximum,

Your

Losses

to 

Profits,

Your 

Tears

to

Smiles,

Your

Sorrows

to

Pleasures,

Your

Bad-wishers

to

Well-wishers,

Your

Debts

to

Credits

And

Your

Good dreams

to

Realities !

And make these

Everlasting."

Aameen.

Life Message

Valuable sentence for Life :

" Don't show so much of care

to anyone because,

it creates a non curable pain

when they start avoiding you."

Have a nice day :)

Facebook Message

1 admi ki wife mar gai. Dost

usko chup karne ke baad :

" Tujhe kuch chahye ?"

Admi : 

" Laptop la de."

Dost :

" Kyun khair ?"

Admi :

" Facebook pe status

to single kardun." ;p

Life Message

Lovely times of Life will not

return back forever...

But the lovely relation and the

missing memories of friends

will stay in the heart forever...!!!

Student Message

Rays emitting from the books

are directly proportional to

sleepness...

But cellphone remains

constant at bed. :)

" Student's first law of

Nalaiqness.: :D

Funny Message

I need your friendship !

I need your company !

I need your support !

I need your advices !

Mene barbaad hone ka faisla

kar liya hai ;p :D

Student Message

What is the most proudest

moment in a student's Life ?

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Sitting in the exam hall

and asking:

" Saalo meri answer sheet

 kiske pas hai wapis dedo." ;p

Single Message

If you are a Girl/Boy and

you are single !

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Oh shame shame,

kisi ne lift nahi karai :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Tum mere liye kya

kar sakte ho ?

Boy : Bolo kya karun ?

Girl : Mere liye chand la

sakte ho ?

Boy : Phir kya zameen ke gird

tumhare abbu ghoomenge ? ;p :D

Pray Message

I pray for you today :

May all your enemies loose

their front teeth so that you

easily know them when they

smile at you..!!

Stop laughing and say

Aameen ... :D

Husband-Wife Message

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya :

Kahan hain ap ?

Shohar : Tumhein wo jewellery

shop yaad hai jahan tumhein aik

diamond set pasand aya tha ?

Biwi( Khush hote hue ) : Han

han mujhe yaad hai.

Shohar : Main uske sath wali

shop mein baal katwa raha

hoon. :D ;p

Funny Message

Boyfriend aur girlfriend walk pe gaye,

wahan boyfriend ko chot lag gai aur

khoon behne laga,

boyfriend girlfriend ko dekhne laga ke wo

apna dupatte ka tukra bandhe gi.

Girlfriend boyfriend ko dekhte hue boli :

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Sochna bhi mat mera naya

Gul Ahmed ka suit hai :D

Quote Message

You can't get this Quote

at first glance :

" You Love to Hate the one who

Loves the one You Hate to Love."

Keep reading ;p

Facts Message

Facts in the World :

1- You cannot wash your

eyes with soap.

2- You cannot count your

hair.

3- Why is it hard to breathe 

while your tongue is out ?

4- So, you tried number 3 ?

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5- And you looked like a dog

when you tried it ;p

Its ok :D

Theorem Message

Human = Eat + Work + Sleep + Sms

Donkey = Eat + Work + Sleep.

Hence,

Human = Donkey + Sms

Human - Sms = Donkey

Hence proved that Human

without sending Sms

is Donkey ;-O

Good Wrong Message

Biggest problem in Love

Good guy gets wrong girl..

Good girl gets wrong guy..

They fall in Love

& Good ones get cheated..

Now the Good guys thinks,

All girls are fraud..

&

Good girls thinks,

All boys are flirt..

When good guy meets

Good girl,

They avoid falling in Love

& become just Good Friends. :D

Funny Message

Ye sun kar to mere hosh hi

urr gaye,

Faraz..

Jab kam wali masi light jane par

aik dum se boli :

" What the hell is going on man,

plz start the generator."

(-_-)>

/>< /O

O teri khair,

english medium masi :D ;p

Sad Message

Ab wo yaad bhi aye to chup

rehte hain,

Dost ..

Ke ankhon ko khabar hui to

baras jayen gi.

Funny Message

Agar ap mere sms se pareshan

ho to,

Customer center call kar ke

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Apna number band karwa lo,

Kyun ke hum to sudharne wale

nahi :D

Apologize Message

Sanson ki mohlat kab khatam hojaye maloom nahi,

Dost ..

Dard koi mila ho hamari zaat

se to maaf kar dena.

Funny Message

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna

ke har sms bhejne se pehle

Service center wala call kar ke

khud poche :

Bhai pakka ?

Bhejna hai

Ke

Sending fail

Kardoon ? :D

Fact Message

Real Fact

Every good work is

Impossible before start.

Problem Message

2get & 2give

creates to many problems.

But

(Just double it)

4get & 4give

solves all the problems.

Feeling Message

Cutest feeling in this world is...

When your eyes try to get a

single look of your love in a

crowd

And you find that he/she is

already looking at you :)

Akon Message

One day one black kid

knock Rajnikanth home

Rajni : Ae kon ??

Since than that kid is known as

Akon :D

Businessman Message

A failed businessman to his

fat wife :

" You are my only investment

in Life that has doubled." :D

Hurt Message

If you deeply hurt a person who

loves you madly,

He might forgive you but he will

never gather the courage to

love you again.

Love Message

Love does not need 

powerful eyes, cute voice

and lovely face.

It always needs a beautiful

responsible heart with

affection forever. :)

Life Message

Zindagi behtar hoti hai jab

ap khush hote hain.

Magar,

Zindagi behtreen hoti hai

jab dosre log apki wajah

se khush hote hain.

Single Message

When someone takes your cell

for hours & you are in no hurry

to get it back

Then

You realize how poor single

you are :D

Funny Message

Aj nahi arahi patri par rail

wah wah wah

Aj nahi arahi patri par rail

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Aur sunao kaisi ho churail ? ;p :D

Friends Message

A line for all my Friends :

The day I met you, was my

favorite accident...

And,

Even today I love that

Injuries.

Hands Message

My hands never pain typing

message for you. Because...

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I always sent forward

messages :)

Don't be emotional :D

Funny Message

Kisi se koi chez mango to

aise mango jaise tumhare

baap ki hai.

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Aur nahi mili to soch lena

konsa mere baap ki thi :D

True Story Message

Aik dafa ka zikar hai

main raat ko apne bistar pe

leti hui thi

ke achanak

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Mujhe neend aa gai :)

Good Night.