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Thursday 22 December 2011

Quote Message

You can't get this Quote
at first glance :

" You Love to Hate the one who
Loves the one You Hate to Love."

Keep reading ;p

Facts Message

Facts in the World :

1- You cannot wash your
eyes with soap.

2- You cannot count your
hair.

3- Why is it hard to breathe 
while your tongue is out ?

4- So, you tried number 3 ?

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5- And you looked like a dog
when you tried it ;p

Its ok :D

Theorem Message

Human = Eat + Work + Sleep + Sms

Donkey = Eat + Work + Sleep.

Hence,

Human = Donkey + Sms

Human - Sms = Donkey

Hence proved that Human
without sending Sms
is Donkey ;-O

Good Wrong Message

Biggest problem in Love

Good guy gets wrong girl..

Good girl gets wrong guy..

They fall in Love

& Good ones get cheated..

Now the Good guys thinks,

All girls are fraud..

&

Good girls thinks,

All boys are flirt..



When good guy meets

Good girl,

They avoid falling in Love
& become just Good Friends. :D

Sunday 11 December 2011

Funny Message

Ye sun kar to mere hosh hi
urr gaye,

Faraz..

Jab kam wali masi light jane par
aik dum se boli :

" What the hell is going on man,
plz start the generator."

(-_-)>
/>< /O

O teri khair,
english medium masi :D ;p

Sad Message

Ab wo yaad bhi aye to chup
rehte hain,

Dost ..

Ke ankhon ko khabar hui to
baras jayen gi.

Funny Message

Agar ap mere sms se pareshan
ho to,
Customer center call kar ke
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Apna number band karwa lo,
Kyun ke hum to sudharne wale
nahi :D

Saturday 10 December 2011

Apologize Message

Sanson ki mohlat kab khatam hojaye maloom nahi,

Dost ..

Dard koi mila ho hamari zaat
se to maaf kar dena.

Funny Message

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna
ke har sms bhejne se pehle

Service center wala call kar ke
khud poche :

Bhai pakka ?
Bhejna hai
Ke
Sending fail
Kardoon ? :D

Sunday 4 December 2011

Fact Message

Real Fact



Every good work is

Impossible before start.

Problem Message

2get & 2give
creates to many problems.

But

(Just double it)

4get & 4give
solves all the problems.

Feeling Message

Cutest feeling in this world is...

When your eyes try to get a
single look of your love in a
crowd

And you find that he/she is
already looking at you :)

Akon Message

One day one black kid
knock Rajnikanth home


Rajni : Ae kon ??










Since than that kid is known as

Akon :D

Businessman Message

A failed businessman to his
fat wife :


" You are my only investment
in Life that has doubled." :D

Hurt Message

If you deeply hurt a person who
loves you madly,

He might forgive you but he will
never gather the courage to
love you again.

Love Message

Love does not need 
powerful eyes, cute voice
and lovely face.

It always needs a beautiful
responsible heart with
affection forever. :)

Life Message

Zindagi behtar hoti hai jab
ap khush hote hain.

Magar,


Zindagi behtreen hoti hai
jab dosre log apki wajah
se khush hote hain.

Single Message

When someone takes your cell
for hours & you are in no hurry
to get it back





Then







You realize how poor single
you are :D

Funny Message

Aj nahi arahi patri par rail

wah wah wah


Aj nahi arahi patri par rail
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Aur sunao kaisi ho churail ? ;p :D

Friends Message

A line for all my Friends :

The day I met you, was my
favorite accident...

And,
Even today I love that
Injuries.

Hands Message

My hands never pain typing
message for you. Because...
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I always sent forward
messages :)
Don't be emotional :D

Funny Message

Kisi se koi chez mango to
aise mango jaise tumhare
baap ki hai.
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Aur nahi mili to soch lena
konsa mere baap ki thi :D

True Story Message

Aik dafa ka zikar hai
main raat ko apne bistar pe
leti hui thi
ke achanak
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Mujhe neend aa gai :)

Good Night.

Everyday Message

Roz 1 apple
No doctor.

Roz 1 tulsi patta
No cancer.

Roz 1 lemon
No fat.

Roz 1 cup milk
No bone problems.

Roz 3 litre pani
Skin saaf.

&

Roz mera sms
Mood Fresh. :)

Teacher Message

Teacher ki Badmashi

Teacher : Beta, tumhare test ka
result agaya hai. Kal apne
parents ko school lekar arahe
ho ya facebook pe tag kar ke
sab ko dikhadun ? :D

Husband-Wife Message

A husband comes home from
prayers

He greets his wife & lifts her
up, he then carries her around
the house with a beaming smile.

Wife is so surprised & she
asks : Did the maulvi sahab
preach about being romantic
today ?

Husband says : No, he said. We
must carry our burdens & sorrows
with a smile..

Mobile Message

Yadon mein na dhondo
hamein

Dil mein hum bas jainge

Tamanna ho agar milne
ki to

On karo Mobile hum
Inbox mein hi mil
jainge :D