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Tuesday 30 August 2011

Eid Message

Cardially


Happy Eid from the depth of
right and left ventricle wrapped
with the ribbons of purkinje fibers
and sealed in pericardium. Decorated 
with SA and AV node with a glitter
topping of pericardial fluid and
cords of mitral and tricuspid
valves.

In short

Aap ko tah-e-dil se
Eid Mubarak :)

Eid Message

May the Canvas of your Life
be painted with the most
beautiful colors & be sprinkled 
with peace, joy & prosperity
at every step of this precious Eid.
Many greetings to U & to your
Family.

Eid Mubarak

Eid Funny Message

Wishing you Happy Eid Mubarak.

I know ye jaldi hai,
par kya karun bohot sare sweet,
young dashing, smart friends
ko wish karna hai.
Socha pehle Buzurgo ko nipta dun... ;p

Sunday 28 August 2011

Eid Funny Message

Salam Dua to chalti rahe gi

Ae Dost..!!
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Pehle ye batao ke Eid ka gift
tum dene aoge ya main khud
lene aun .. ? :-)

About You Message

Do you want to know
about yourself ??

Then,

Always remember this
Golden sentence

" You are what you hide
about yourself from
others."

Supplication Message

" Gham ki ahat bhi na aye tere
dar par,

Pyar ke samandar ka to bhi ek
kinara ho,

Kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri
aankh se moti,

Thame wohi jo tujhe sabse
pyara ho."

Aameen.

Life Message

" Everyone wants Happiness,
No one needs pain...

But its not possible to get a
Rainbow without a little Rain."

Thats Life !!

Love But Sad Message

Zakham itne ghere hain,
Izhaar kaise karen.

Khud ghayal hain,
Waar kaise karen.

Marne ke baad bhi khuli rakhi aankhein,
Isse ziada tumhara intezar kya karen.!

Worst Reply Message

Worst reply of
" I Love You."

Girl : I love you.
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Boy : Hmmmmmm...
Wassup ??

Friday 26 August 2011

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : 1 aisa sentence
batao jisme
Urdu, Hindi,Punjabi &
English ka sahi istemaal hua ho.

Student : Ishq di Gali Vich No Entry. :D

Morning message

Mere din ka aaghaz hai tere
Paak naam se ay

" Parwardigar-e-Aaalam."

Mujhe us raste pe chala de
jo bus teri taraf aata hai.

Aameen.

Good Morning

Thursday 25 August 2011

True Message

" Insan mayoos aur pareshan
isliye hota hai,
Kyun ke ...
Wo apne ' Rab ' ko raazi
karne ke bajaye logon ko
raazi karne mein laga
rehta hai."

Cleric Message

Aik Masjid ke amam ko
namaziyon ne bohot mara...



Kyun ke...






Usne sehri ke waqt

Elaan kiya...


Hazrat 4 baj gaye

lekin

Party abhi baki hai.
;p

Boy Funny Message

Larka burkey wali ko cherte hue :

Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda
kaisi ho meri Khalda ?

Burkey wali : Ghor se dekh manhoos
na Dalda na Khalda main hun 
teri Walda. :)

Wednesday 24 August 2011

Eid Message

Tamam sabooton aur gawahon
ko maddenazar rakhte hue

Apko dafa 24/08/2011 ke tehet

6 din pehle
Happy Eid Mubarak
kehte hue umar bhar
khush rehne ki dua
di jati hai..!!

Shakespeare Message

Shakespeare said :

" Never play with feelings of
Others..!!"

Because,

" You may win the Game
but
You'll surely lose
The Person Forever."

Husband-Wife Message

Wife: I read a research today, 

I Wonder why do Girls live longer than Boys?
Husband : Sweetheart, because shopping never causes Heart Attacks, .. But 

Paying the Bills does.... :D

Mother-Daughter Message

When I call my Mother,
and she doesn't answer
its not a big deal.
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But
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When she call me and I don't
answer its like World War III
;p

Tuesday 23 August 2011

Bless You Message

" Bless You "

is a little prayer
but it means so much.
It means

" May God with his Gracious
hands give you more than
You have prayed for."

Stay Blessed !

Books Message

Even if all the Musicians

in the World join together

to create a melody to

make us sleep,

They cannot win over our
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Text Books :D

Prophet Message

Hazrat Moosa Alaihi Salam ne Allah Paak
se sawal kiya,
Jab Tum khush hote ho
to kya karte ho ?

To Allah Paak ne kaha ke :

1- Jab khush hota hun to
barish barsata hun.

2- Jab bohot khush hota hun to
beti paida karta hun.

3- Jab bohot ziada khush hota hun to
logon ke ghar mehman bhejta hun.

Funny Boy-Girl Message

Boy : Tum larkiyan khoobsurat
kyun hoti ho...??

Girl : Kyun ke Allah ne hamein
apne hath se banaya hai.

Boy : Bol to aise rahi ho jaise
hamein net se download 
kiya hai.

Funny Message

Risk is my Life,
Possible is my drive,
Impossible is my aim,
Dangerous is my game,
Don't play with me,
Because,
"                 "
is my name. :)

Friendship Message

Dost,
Baraf ke us goley ki tarhan hain,
jise banana to bohot asaan hai

Magar barqarar rakhna bohot
mushkil hai.

So take care of your friends.

Miss you

" Baraf ke Goley." :D

Monday 22 August 2011

Funny Message

Kehte hain Ishq mein neend udh
jati hai ...

Koi humse bhi to
pyar kare

Kambakht hamein neend
bohot ati hai...

/('.')/
)  (
/  /

Koi hai ya dobara sojaun ?

Success Message

Success has only one
Calculation Formula :

" Stop thinking in terms of
Limitations &
Start thinking in terms of
Possibilities."

Supplication For Sisters Message

For all Sisters

May Allah give you the
beauty of Hazrat Hawwa.

Purity of Hazrat Maryam.

Faith of Hazrat Asiya.

Love of Hazrat Khadija.

Knowledge of Hazrat Fatima.

Iman of Hazrat Zainab.

& may Allah grant you the favor
to be with them in Jannat...

Aameen..

Morning message

Rab na kare kabhi tumko
khushiyon ki kami ho,

Tere qadmon ke neeche phoolon
ki zameen ho,

Ansu na hon teri ankhon
mein kabhi,

Agar ho to wo khushiyon ki
nami ho.

Good Morning.

Destiny Message

What if our destiny takes us
away from each other ?

Tough question !! Isn't it ?

Well, i don't want to leave you
without letting you know that your a
part of my Life, my happiness,
my laughters, my sadness and
my soul. Whenever we will set
apart , you will be one of the special
ones.

Life is so certain. Avail this
precious time as it will never
come back.

You Are Valued :)

Saturday 20 August 2011

Sprite Message

Eid pe girlfriend ko shopping
karwane se kaise bacha jaye ?
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1st drink than think,
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Aiteqaaf mein beth jao...
Sprite,
University of freshology. ;p

Girl Message

Memon girl : Yaar aj papa ne mujhe
apne lover ke sath bike pe jate hue
dekh liya...

2nd girl : Oh no !! Phir kya hua ?

Memon girl :
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Phir kya, papa ne bus ka
kiraya wapis maang liya.. ;p

Women Message

Women have an amazingly
mysterious ability of
communication.

They listen half,

understand quarter

but can tell double :)

Morning message

Moon is doobing

Sun is nikling

Birds are cheeking

Hens are kukrukruing

Flowers are khushbuing

Peacocks are naching

All Kahing

Good Morning :)

Dream Message

Kal raat ajab ittefaq hua.

Mujhe khwab mein uska deedar hua.
Dheere se main uske paas hua.

Magar
Phir khwab ka ehsas hua.
Mene socha ke uska naam lun.

Phir chaha ke barh ke thaam lun.

Haseen honton se uska jaam lun.

Main hijr mein wisaal ka kaam lun.
Magar
Bhool gaya ye to khwab tha.
Main khwab mein kitna be hijaab tha.

Magar
Baat na thi sirf hijaab ki.
Mera pyar bhi to be hisaab tha.

Khuli ankh to khwab neelaam hua.
Mere pyar ka qissa tamam hua.

Friday 19 August 2011

True Message

There is only one perfect Mother
in the World,
every child think he has it.

There is only one perfect Child
in the World,
every mother think the neighbor
has it.

Sad Message

Maana ke main ghareeb hun
ye baat sach to hai,

Lekin..!!

Tu agar apna bana ley mujhko
to tera har gham khareed sakta
hoon.

Promise Message

A cute promise to my Friends

" We will remain friends till
Tom catch Jerry and has
it for dinner."

Thursday 18 August 2011

Funny Message

Dhadhkan ruk gai meri ye sun kar
Faraz...


Jab light gai to kaam wali maasi
ne kaha :

" What the hell is this." :D

Math But Funny Message

Math is the only place where
I hear people doing ridiculous 
things.
For example :
John had 30 chocolate bars,
he ate 23 what does he have now ?

Diabetes Maybe !! ;p

Thank Allah Message

Millions of reasons to thank
Allah.
If you have food in your fridge,
clothes on your back,
a roof over your head and a place to sleep,
you are richer than 75 % of the entire World.

If you have money in your wallet,
a little change and can go anywhere you want,
you are among 18 % of the World's wealthier people.

If you woke up this morning with more health than
illness,
you are more blessed than the millions of people who 
will not survive this week and die.

If you can actually READ this message,
you are more fortunate than three billion
people in the world who cannot see,
cannot read or suffer mental retardation.

Life is not complaining
about pain from others,
its about a thousand other
reasons to Thank Allah.
Have a blessed Life,
 Aameen.

Friendship Message

I live by faith & not by sight.
So,
Whether I see you or not
I know you are still the same
a sweet stupid friend of mine
with no chances of improvement. :-*

Ramadan Message

Spiritual Detox for Ramzan.

1- Keep free from eating high calorie
flesh of others (gossips) no matter how juicy.

2- Switch to fat free truths.

3- Avoid artificial tempers.

4- Do voice therapy by reciting the Quran.

5- Purify your eyes by crying in Dua.

6- Do hand reflexology on tasbeehs.

7- Brighten your smile by using a miswaak.

8- Take the weight off your shoulders by
paying your Zakaat.

9- Shrug of those extra kilos of sins by
repenting.

May Allah accept all good you
do in Ramzan, Aameen.

Wednesday 17 August 2011

Funny Message

This is for all those friends whom I
have irritated, knowingly or by
mistake :(
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Whatever I have done in past was
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Just a trailer Baby !! :D
Watch out for future =)

Funny Message

3 fastest ways of
communication.

1- Telephone.

2- Television.
and
3- " Tell a Woman..."

If you need more speed ?
Also advice her :

" Kisi ko batana nahi." :D